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Allmost everyones knows that brids are born with wings, what you might not know is that the wings allow them to fly. I wonder if brid did not have wings what effect would this have on our world:

*How would brids defend themself from predator
*What effect would this have on badminton
*Will there still be pan cakes
*Other

I pose the question:What would the world be like if brids did not have wings

Wow, the wings are there to help the brids fly? I thought they were primarily used to preform their hallucinogenic sex rituals. Interesting indeed. I assume you have a thesis to prove this?

Assuming you are indeed correct, I believe that the brids would evolve talons and beaks instead of wings, and use them to kill the dinosaurs, thus making the world a much safer place. Humans, of course, would have to evolve the wings, because someone has to, and we would then be forced to build floating cities without the technology(no thumbs), and we wouldn't be able to, so we would die out. Unfortunately, without humans, we can't have pirates, and without pirates, the world would burn from global warming, thus killing all the brids(since they can't fly). This would bring the world round circle and end up with everything exactly as it is now, but in 4 billion years, right before the sun explodes and we all die out anyways.

Precisely.

Basically this:


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Well, he is either the most intelligent spam bot ever, or the most intelligent human ever.

No bot could have thought up that B-Tree theory. Just read his thesis. It's 100% proofable.

Freshbite wrote:Is this going to be a thing?

No. Just read his thesis on B-Trees, It's 100% proofable.