Are you pizza?

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AkivaKiln
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Re: Are you pizza?

Post by AkivaKiln » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:45 pm

One can only be the true "pizza" if they believe in the pizza-ness of their being as a pizza as we consume on the toppings of the pizza... We are pizza, We are MANYYYYYY!!! May the man of pizza and the one of a celestial being be with us as we are consumed by what it is to be pizza...

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Re: Are you pizza?

Post by Coincidence » Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:58 am

I am not pizza. I am the son of pizza, who has come to this crust to be eaten for your sins then come back form the dead (I'll leave the "how" to your imagination) to ascend to the heavens of Italian cuisine and open the doors of the restaurant to all of mankind.

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Re: Are you pizza?

Post by Freshbite » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:43 am

This thread is so crispy.

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Re: Are you pizza?

Post by Glabbit » Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:26 am

Coincidence wrote:
Glabbit wrote:Jesus was bread and wine. Are you people implying one could be more than Jesus?

I bloody hope so. I'm getting hungry.
Perhaps you'd like to have the Flying Spaghetti Monster for dinner.
No, thank you. I had Pastor Pasta recently, and his incessant preachings didn't agree with my stomach, so I've been put off of pastas for a while.
I could do with some Coincidence, though, if you don't mind.
*reaches for pizza platter*

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Re: Are you pizza?

Post by adwuga » Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:34 am

mmmmmmm tasty.

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Re: Are you pizza?

Post by Jacktheawesome » Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:11 pm

Are we pizza or are we dancer?

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Re: Are you pizza?

Post by Coincidence » Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:02 pm

Jacktheawesome wrote:Are we pizza or are we dancer?
We are both, and we are neither.

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Re: Are you pizza?

Post by MadCatMax » Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:03 am

AkivaKiln wrote:Are you the physical and mental being of what is "pizza"??
you just don't understand

do not mock my Theory for B-Trees because it is 100% proofable just read my thesis

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Re: Are you pizza?

Post by MadCatMax » Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:13 am

MadCatMax wrote:
AkivaKiln wrote:Are you the physical and mental being of what is "pizza"??
you just don't understand

do not mock my Theory for B-Trees because it is 100% proofable just read my thesis
What are you talking about, do not listen to this "MadCatMax" B-Trees have nothing to do with pizza. OH MY GOD maybe the "b" in B-Trees is just a upsidedown "p". The "p" might stand for pizza, the B-trees are really pizza-trees. GOD BLESS NORWAY

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Re: Are you pizza?

Post by adwuga » Fri Dec 28, 2012 5:37 am

This man is a genius. Transcribed, upside down, anticaseifide letters as acronyms for double meanings and pizza.

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Re: Are you pizza?

Post by Glabbit » Fri Dec 28, 2012 6:18 am

If you're a troll, adwuga, this guy's a goblin.
I'm certain of it.

Goblins are not pizza.

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Re: Are you pizza?

Post by Assaultman67 » Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:20 pm

Glabbit wrote:... Goblins are not pizza.
Don't you see?!?! The Prophet Glabbit is dissatisfied with MadCatMax's foolishness!

We must KILL THE BLASPHEMOR TO REGAIN FAVOR FROM THE GODS!

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Re: Are you pizza?

Post by adwuga » Fri Dec 28, 2012 5:15 pm

Glabbit wrote:If you're a troll, adwuga, this guy's a goblin.
I'm certain of it.

Goblins are not pizza.
But trolls are?


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Re: Are you pizza?

Post by Freshbite » Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:07 am

Right now, I'm way too fucking pizza to comprehend this pizza.

Wat.

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Re: Are you pizza?

Post by Assaultman67 » Sat Dec 29, 2012 1:19 am

Freshbite wrote:Right now, I'm way too fucking pizza to comprehend this pizza.

Wat.
You just need to eat more pizza ...

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