Wish game

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Re: Wish game

Post by Armored Wolf » Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:30 pm

Granted, we're not in the loop anymore. And that's bad.

I wish I would stop resurrecting forum games.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Lotus Wolf » Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:34 pm

Granted, but as this is the only coherent game, someone always will.

I wish for a Lotus Exigen

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Re: Wish game

Post by Armored Wolf » Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:22 pm

Whaddya mean it's the only coherent game?

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish for nothing.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Lotus Wolf » Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:06 pm

Granted, nothing in the alternate reality you now live in exists.

I wish You were back in this reality.

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Re: Wish game

Post by zoidberg rules » Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:55 pm

granted but he now carries a gun which fires pure nothingness, and destroys this universe

i wish for that to have never happened

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Re: Wish game

Post by Endorgan » Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:12 pm

Granted, this Universe, that for the most part deserves to be destroyed, is immediately brought back into reality, and now we all continue living our crummy lives, in which we are minuscule, and hope to have something to live for.
Well, maybe Overgrowth.

I wish for flowers.

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Re: Wish game

Post by zoidberg rules » Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:45 am

granted they explode or something and you get killed by the blast

i wish for a poisoned cake to shove in somebodies face

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Re: Wish game

Post by Aspen » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:16 am

Granted. But somebody is a woefully vague term. For better results, you should have been much more specific. A man delivers you the poisoned cake, and you discover the "somebody" applies to yourself. Enjoy the cake, monsieur.

I wish for another wish.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Richie Rabbit » Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:17 pm

Granted.... when you post again you can make your wish...
I wish that the next person that post gets explosive diarrhea that moves reverse up the colon & outta the nose.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Place Holder » Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:27 pm

Granted, my face explodes in a shower of wet, smelly, feces all over you, in an attempt to keep this game from sinking into the depths from which it was Necro'd.

I wish for the Russian Nuclear Launch Codes.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Untadaike » Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:20 am

Granted. The codes let you stop their nuclear launch. You move in with your marines and shoot down thousands of communists in one blow!! ehehe...

I wish that there were better smilies on this forum.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Aspen » Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:50 am

Congratulations! Your wish has been miraculously granted by the Friends of Better Emoticons, who terrorize and murder the other lesser emoticons. Your guilt over this ill-fated event eventually drives you insane, and you commit suicide by self-hanging.

I wish I could memorize the entire thesaurus.

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Re: Wish game

Post by zoidberg rules » Thu Feb 18, 2010 12:05 pm

granted ummm... *insert smareter word for granted here* (geddit?!)

i wish for non boredom

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Re: Wish game

Post by Endorgan » Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:42 pm

Granted, a new episode of Mythbusters is on.
Today's explosion is so epic that it breaks your T.V.

I wish for a double-cheese burger.

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Re: Wish game

Post by zoidberg rules » Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:45 pm

granted...but its uncooked, you later die of food poisoning

i wish for another poisoned pie, this time to shove into...umm...lets say...invertin's face

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