Wish game

Chainsaw man · Post by **Chainsaw man** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:20 pm

Granted, but Invertin becomes a Damsle of a superhero named Super Gay Al, who h.opes that Invertin will become his sidekick named 'Flanle man'

(Home Improvment and South Park Joke)

I wish that im not damed to turn all girls I date into lesbians.

Glabbit · Post by **Glabbit** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:33 pm

Granted. You are now damned to kill every girl you even look at.

I wish the outcomes of these wishes weren't so cruel D=

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:16 pm

Granted. Now you die. Equivalent exchange, bitch. (I just finished the series of Full Metal Alchemist.)

I wish that retarded people would stop thinking Barack Obama is a Muslim.

Chainsaw man · Post by **Chainsaw man** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:48 pm

Granted, Barack Obama is now Osama Binladen running for President, this RL patch v1.5.0 is used to apeze the Retarded masses.

I wish I was not damed to kill all girls I see...

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:00 pm

granted, now you have to sleep with hilary so she can get back at bill

(don't worry, your damnation allows you to kill her afterwards xDDD)

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:40 pm

Chainsaw man wrote:(Home Improvment and South Park Joke)

I got this in-joke. FLANNEL MAN!

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:32 am

No-one did a wish, so YOU ALL EXPLODE INTO GORE ANYWAY! MWAHAHAHAHA

...

Erm.. I wish I could stop playing I wanna be the guy so I can stop making tiny references to it.

zoidberg rules · Post by **zoidberg rules** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:48 pm

granted...but now i wanna be the guy comes into the real world, now you are fighting for your life, against mike tyson, mecha birdo, dracula and the guy all at the same time, in a vat of acid cried out by pandora herself.

i wish that i could think of something to wish for.

Ragdollmaster · Post by **Ragdollmaster** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:00 pm

Granted, but now your wish is gone.

I wish I had 100 extra bucks that weren't fake, stolen, counterfeit, and normal in every single possible way.

Cmyszka · Post by **Cmyszka** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:04 pm

ok, but it all comes in 20 dollar bills and you can only spend them in a vending machine that takes singles.

I wish I owned a pinball machine and was really good at it...

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:50 pm

zoidberg rules wrote:granted...but now i wanna be the guy comes into the real world, now you are fighting for your life, against mike tyson, mecha birdo, dracula and the guy all at the same time, in a vat of acid cried out by pandora herself.

Actually, his name is The Kid.

nerodx · Post by **nerodx** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:09 pm

Cmyszka wrote:I wish I owned a pinball machine and was really good at it...

Granted, but pinball playing skills are now extremely attractive to gay guys.

I wish I had a goddamn Xbox 360.

Cmyszka · Post by **Cmyszka** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:54 pm

granted, but the only game that works on it is "Barbie Horse Adventure." Enjoy. Maybe some of those gay pinball machine junkies are horse fanatics too.

I wish I was deaf, dumb, blind, still good at pinball, and that "The Who" would write a song about me...

Wait a sec! It's already been done! =D

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:57 am

granted
except none of the above happened to YOU
btw, you can now play the banjo...MUAHAHAHA!

i wish i was as good at bass as les claypool or that jamaican guy that i can't remember the name of right now...

Makrond · Post by **Makrond** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:42 am

Granted, except you are that Jamaican guy, and nobody can remember who you are.

I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish...