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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:24 am
by BunnyWithStick
Granted, but now you're stuck in an alternate universe version of the folk tale about that rainbow-scaled fish that gives you a wish.
I wish PunkBuster didn't have a habit of kicking me off servers for random reasons that have nothing to do with hacking.
Oh, and I bet I know what your response to that wish will be.
EDIT: Grammarification.
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:59 am
by zoidberg rules
nerodx wrote:I wish I had a goddamn Xbox 360.
me too, goddamn shop prices that are above what i can afford.
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:28 pm
by Blorx
granted but the 360 red rings the first time you turn it on
i wish i had enough money to pay for all these damn games coming out
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:00 pm
by invertin
Granted, but you get mugged on the way to the shop.
I wish the Wii was easier to type with.
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:23 pm
by BunnyWithStick
invertin wrote:Granted, but you get mugged on the way to the shop.
What, you mean mugged on the way to amazon.com or something? Nobody ever buys games from a retail store, at least not around here. (We don't
have any retail game shops up here.)
I wish someone would remember my wish earlier.
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:05 am
by invertin
BunnyWithStick wrote:invertin wrote:Granted, but you get mugged on the way to the shop.
What, you mean mugged on the way to amazon.com or something? Nobody ever buys games from a retail store, at least not around here. (We don't
have any retail game shops up here.)
I wish someone would remember my wish earlier.
He got internet mugged. I dunno.
Granted but no-one cares because you didn't do my wish.
Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:44 pm
by Count Roland
I wish I had 13 sheep.
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:46 pm
by nerodx
Granted, but since it's 13, it's bad luck and you all get killed when bush accidently nukes you. Again.
I wish I lived at Put In Bay (It's an island we just went to, drunk guys were having butt sex with cannons. Hilarity.)
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:42 pm
by Blorx
granted, but you're having butt sex with a cannon and you're being laughed at...but you're drunk so you don't care...
i wish horror movies would freakin get less lame
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:38 pm
by Count Roland
I wish I could grant that.
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:18 pm
by Cmyszka
Both granted... I'll be making a horror movie soon... With all seriousness... That should solve it.
...
^__^
I wish I wish I was a fish.
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:30 am
by BunnyWithStick
Granted, but you're not in water, so you drown.
I wish I knew magic.
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:49 am
by Count Roland
granted but it's the retarded kind of stage magic
I wish I had 3 dollars in my wallet.
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:16 am
by BunnyWithStick
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… Retarded fake magic!
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:30 am
by invertin
Granted, but you get mugged for real this time.
I wish my wish from earlier was granted. (the one about wii typing)