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Granted... You're now stupid enough to waste your time posting here with your Wii rather than a computer... You also grow a boil on your forehead...



I wish could think up an un-spoilable wish.

granted but right before you post it, your computer explodes

i wish that silent hill were real, who'd need jails?

garnented but it experloodz und tharfor thou diest. (wut?)


*offtopix*

Blorx wrote:granted, but you're having butt sex with a cannon and you're being laughed at...but you're drunk so you don't care...

i wish horror movies would freakin get less lame

Dude... get to the japanese made ones. The japanese really know the dark ways...
*/offtopix*

Ai weesh I culd git ouut off diz seely kitspeek.

Granted, but now you have to speak in Binary.

CHALLENGE-

I wish that I could never die or feel pain or age. Like, ever.

granted but you're alone for eternity
=P

i wish that there were better choices for president

granted... it's now either grauswandit or chainsaw man. Greays got mu cote

Blorx wrote:granted but right before you post it, your computer explodes

i w

I wish I didn'y habe all this glass in my face and could see so I could fix these typos

Granted, now your keyboard explodes instead.

I wish that the moon was made of cheese.

Yes, I have ran out of ideas.

Granted. *munch*.

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I wish my animations would make faster progress and also be less stress to work on.

Granted, but you make too many and someone hates them and kills you because of this.

I wish for ten thousand batmans.

granted but they all throw batarangs at you and you die

i wish there was more comedy music

Granted, but all of it is about you and you are ridiculed for the rest of your life.

I wish that some of the ends to this weren't so grim.

Granted, but then you get hit by a bus and get stuck on the under carriage by your hands. The bus driver, being blind, doesn't notice you and pulls out onto the highway. Eventually you are peeled off the bus when your arm disconnects from your body at the elbow joint and you tumble into the opposite lane only to get hit by a motorcycle. You die of blood loss and internal injuries.

I wish I had a wish that was a wish that wasn't that wish or so he said.

granted...but now you're lost in the land of confusion

i wish i knew how a blind bus driver would be able to correctly pull onto the highway
=P

Granted... You now think like Gray.... your brain melts in a couple seconds.


I wish this wish was ungrantable

[try figuring that one out =P]

ungranted, but now you can't wish again

i wish i had my brains back to normal...