World crisis!

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:02 am

Explain more how you would enact it!

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:29 am

There isn't many ways to control population without being cruel, so we'll do it in the cruelest way: Killing babies and children!

Crill3 · Post by **Crill3** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:34 am

zatoichi · Post by **zatoichi** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:44 pm

No, because that results in a rapidly aging workforce. The best way is to kill old people. And everyone is allowed to have 2 or fewer offspring.

Nuky · Post by **Nuky** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:43 pm

zatoichi wrote:No, because that results in a rapidly aging workforce. The best way is to kill old people. And everyone is allowed to have 2 or fewer offspring.

Or just let them die out and become extinct? Gawd, I R GENIUS.

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:58 am

So its agreed, kill old people and children until there are none left.

...We might have the problem of wiping out mankind, thus leaving heaven vunerable to demon attack. It's amazing how much damage a simple portal to hell can do.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:34 am

Resurrection!

the Sumatran Rat-Monkey (Simian Raticus) is taken from Scull Island to be put in your local Zoo, it Escapes and Bites some one, after a few days the Person falls victim to its bite and Resurrects as a Zombi and Runs around rampid down town biting people, what do you do?

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:59 am

Get the holy shotgun...

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:40 pm

I'm surprised that blowing a zombie's head off, etc would actually kill it, since AFAIK zombies are magically animated corpses, blowing an arm off would result in an arm crawling along the ground at you, blowing the head off would just result in a headless zombie no worse for wear.

A holy shotgun might work, but I don't actually see what is unholy about a zombie.

You'd need some kind of magic vacuum cleaner to kill a zombie IMO, to drain the magical energy out of it.

Blowing it up with a 'nade, rocket launcher, etc wouldn't kill it, but would probably render it unable to move.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:25 pm

Explain WHERE this Holy Shotgun/ magic Vacuum Cleaner is?

Zantalos · Post by **Zantalos** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:30 pm

^^lmao

Oh dude... that's hillarious. I really mean it, I was laughing.

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:24 am

Ask your local sorcerer and he can make you one, assuming you have a dustbuster, vacuum, shotgun, or whatever is appropriate.

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:48 am

I was referring to the holy shotgun in a movie that I cannot remember the name of now... but in the movie an angel goes phyco and tries to kill Satans son, doing so will mess up the balance of good and evil, thus destroying the world.. Blahdidy blah, it sounds corny but it is a good film. Anyway, holy shotguns, holy water, all that junk. Zombies are unholy because the souls can't go to heaven if the're trapped in a mindless body, just caue it has a soul doens't mean it'll act the same way as it was when it was alive. If you believe in all that anyway.

zatoichi · Post by **zatoichi** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:14 pm

Actually zombies aren't magic. They are the result of a virus that destroys the frontal lobe, among other things. Destroying the brain will destroy the zombie. Oh, and there are also voodoo zombies created through oxygen deprivation, but they're generally harmless.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:21 pm

as the World Leaders Discuss the situation the Situation Deteriorates. the Zombi Population Increases. Rotting flesh and dry blood litters your town as the Zombis have taken over a block and killed a SWAT team, Turning them into Zombis as well!

Time to make a choice!