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Little army men?

No wait, thats the microwave.

Our toaster is broken, but I think...hm...
yeeaah, I'm pretty sure we used to put bread in there.
And Faith+1 records.

invertin wrote:Little army men?

No wait, thats the microwave.

No, you put little forks and knives made of stainless steel in Microwaves.

Kids, don't try this at home.

invertin wrote:Little army men?

No wait, thats the microwave.

I remember as a Kid I had an action man figure I use to play Interrogations with.

One of my funny moments was hammering a Nail into his fibular, Doing the Final move from kiss of the dragon (the kiss of the dragon) then sawing his Legs off with a Skill saw (I did not have a chainsaw back in those days)

I was all dressed up like some sort of 40k Inquisitor and asked him random Questions, then giving him a little pause.

I would always be using what ever I could to fix him back up and all so I could have fun again. (I know what your thinking, Im a Satest, That was my way of showing my anger of the world during Intermediate)

The last Time however I had fun with an action figure like that was when I got hold of the Microwave. His face looked some what like a butt. I figured out how to get the legs back together so they would not constantly fall off. But I forgot about the Paper clip I used to Pin him together, and there was a loud bang.

I quickly gapped it.
when I came back there was a huge hole in the back of the Microwave, It was Kinda scorched and bubbly.

my old man got REALLY pissed of...

Hard boiled eggs are good in a micro.

A friend once put an HB egg in a micro in a vending machine room at a car dealer's near our school, thinking it would explode inside and make a hideous mess.

But it didn't, so we took it out and walked across the street to school. When we got there, another friend was standing at the top of the stairs in front of the side entrance.

From about 40 feet away I said, "Catch!" and tossed it to him underhand. He was smart enough not to try and catch it, but when it hit the top step it exploded with an amazingly loud "POP!" and blew up like a grenade.

The entire school entrance was coated with tiny white and yellow speckles, and my friend was so frightened he jumped backwards, hit the handrail just above his knees, and did a perfect back flip, landing on his feet on the ground below.

He was so surprised at that, he fell over on his face. We nearly fell over laughing, then walked in the front entrance and denied any knowledge of or involvement in the incident.

It was the awesome.

Reminds me of the episode of Seven Periods with Mr. Gormsby involving Gormsby teaching the students how to make a hand grenade out of soap suds, a tin can, some razor blades, and something else I can't remember, and a molotov cocktail.

Nothing so exciting ever happened to me with explosive materials.

I did once put my brother's jumper in the microwave when I was like 5 or so because it was wet and I was under the impression that it would make it dry again...I made it a little too dry.

Somebody should have told me hard boiled eggs did that. I did that about a month ago, blew up in my face. Yeah, I think I prefer them cold now.

Microwaved. Not so great.

Renegade_Turner wrote:Nothing so exciting ever happened to me with explosive materials.

I did once put my brother's jumper in the microwave when I was like 5 or so because it was wet and I was under the impression that it would make it dry again...I made it a little too dry.

Heh, my brother does that to dry his Vangaurd uniform (cotton gloves, shirt). It's so wierd!

Renegade_Turner wrote:I did once put my brother's jumper in the microwave when I was like 5 or so because it was wet and I was under the impression that it would make it dry again...I made it a little too dry.

NEVER PUT ANYTHING INEDIBLE IN THE OVEN!

SERIOUSLY!

Well, that puts Eggos right out.

But I almost never do anything seriously, anyway.

Aluminium is fun to watch in a microwave when it's dark. I don't know whether it's dangerous or not, so don't blame me if you die.

It's more fun to unplug a lamp, rip out the cord, wrap the bare copper wires around two 16 p nails, jam the nails into a pickle, set the pickle on top of a glass (real glass, not an inaccurately named plastic glass) and plug in the pickle.

Note sequence: plugging in comes last, not first.

Usagi wrote:plugging in comes last, not first.

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Dying from electric shock must be pretty funky though.

Chestnuts in microwaves kinda rock.