randomness

[Korban3]

So I watched Guardians of the Galaxy with my girlfriend last night.
I'm already that guy that jumped onto this bcuz hypetrain.
However, there was this one scene.

[+] YISS

And I officially am turned on by a space raccoon. Didn't give any thought to his junk until this, because this tells me that he has real guy problems like the rest of us. Like when his clothes get bunched up on his nuts.
My girlfriend ardently approves of this new development in my filthy degeneracy.
She ships him with Drax pretty hard.

But e621 is kind of lacking in the way of decent art of him. Will have to correct that

[Freshbite]

Why don't you just go straight to rule 34 search him? The results will be massively nsfw though.

[Korban3]

Didn't mean 'decent' that way

E621 usually serves up plenty. Also, rule34's tag searches frustrate me. I don't know why.

EDIT: Just looked, also rather scarce. Obligation to correct the situation remains.

[Phoenixwarrior141]

So I watched Guardians of the Galaxy with my girlfriend last night.
I'm already that guy that jumped onto this bcuz hypetrain.
However, there was this one scene.

[+] YISS

And I officially am turned on by a space raccoon. Didn't give any thought to his junk until this, because this tells me that he has real guy problems like the rest of us. Like when his clothes get bunched up on his nuts.
My girlfriend ardently approves of this new development in my filthy degeneracy.
She ships him with Drax pretty hard.

But e621 is kind of lacking in the way of decent art of him. Will have to correct that

I wonder what you would shout if a gay assassin came at you.

(Interpret that as you will).

[Korban3]

I wonder what you would shout if a gay assassin came at you.

(Interpret that as you will).

If he was any good at his job, I wouldn't shout anything because I'd never see him. Probably just get shot from a few hundred meters away or something.

However, were I to see him, I'd probably shout something like "SHIT" and pull out my knife or a handgun or something, whatever was on hand, really.

[Phoenixwarrior141]

If he was any good at his job, I wouldn't shout anything because I'd never see him. Probably just get shot from a few hundred meters away or something.

You probably would see him. He has FANTASTIC fashion sense, which isn't exactly synonymous with camouflage.

Wonder what he would say when I hire him though...

"Oh my god this man is such a cutie"

[Korban3]

I doubt think he'd be worried about camouflage. Anyone trying to get close to a mark would do so in a crowd, dressed like everyone else.

Implying he'd want to get close. Like I said, a shot from a few hundred meters isn't too tough with a hunting rifle, just a few hundred dollars.

[underthedeep]

TIL not to look up "gay assassin" image search at the office.

[Endoperez]

You probably would see him. He has FANTASTIC fashion sense, which isn't exactly synonymous with camouflage.

Wonder what he would say when I hire him though...

"Oh my god this man is such a cutie"

Well, it's not like straight assassins are always dressed for hitting on girls, either. Can you imagine an assassin waiting in a forest with a sniper rifle, waiting for the target's car to pass by along the road far away, swaggering towards a random rabbit going "You come here often? I like your ears."

[Phoenixwarrior141]

You probably would see him. He has FANTASTIC fashion sense, which isn't exactly synonymous with camouflage.

Wonder what he would say when I hire him though...

"Oh my god this man is such a cutie"

Well, it's not like straight assassins are always dressed for hitting on girls, either. Can you imagine an assassin waiting in a forest with a sniper rifle, waiting for the target's car to pass by along the road far away, swaggering towards a random rabbit going "You come here often? I like your ears."

Actually....

[Endoperez]

Well, it's not like straight assassins are always dressed for hitting on girls, either. Can you imagine an assassin waiting in a forest with a sniper rifle, waiting for the target's car to pass by along the road far away, swaggering towards a random rabbit going "You come here often? I like your ears."

Actually....

[adwuga]

My proudest moment:

[Grayswandir]

There's a Japanese Indie game sale on Steam until the 18th of this month and the Humble Weekly Bundle is going on for anther 13-14 hours with the same theme.

https://www.humblebundle.com/weekly

http://store.steampowered.com/sale/japa ... iefestival

Of the games I've tried so far, One Way Heroics has been the game I keep going back to. Pretty damn addicting. I've been having some weird controller issues with Croixleur Sigma, which is disappointing cause I really want to like it, but control issues are a peeve of mine.

[underthedeep]

Those are some good looking titles...

Although, the last game you suggested is tying my hands up a bit at the moment.

[Phoenixwarrior141]

There's a Japanese Indie game sale on Steam until the 18th of this month and the Humble Weekly Bundle is going on for anther 13-14 hours with the same theme.

https://www.humblebundle.com/weekly

http://store.steampowered.com/sale/japa ... iefestival

Of the games I've tried so far, One Way Heroics has been the game I keep going back to. Pretty damn addicting. I've been having some weird controller issues with Croixleur Sigma, which is disappointing cause I really want to like it, but control issues are a peeve of mine.

Ahem.

No.