randomness
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As I was driving to work I saw a pigeon fall from the sky and hit the ground, dead.
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A similar thing happened to me once, except, I wasn't driving, and it was a 17 year old girl, and I threw her...
Nah I'm just messing with you. (Unless you hadn't already worked that out)
Nah I'm just messing with you. (Unless you hadn't already worked that out)
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Oh...
I was going to ask if you'd saved any of her in the freezer.
I was going to ask if you'd saved any of her in the freezer.
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You guys, I tell ya'. You guys..
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Mmmm ... "girl"ed burgers ...
Edit: also ... holy shit! im making crappy puns!
Edit: also ... holy shit! im making crappy puns!
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Holy Shit?! Again?!
I told you to stop drilling holes in you turds dude!
I told you to stop drilling holes in you turds dude!
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I will now go and take a giant, steamy dump in your honor.
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speaking of dead things. of any of you guys have pictures of dead animals i would like to start a catalog. i know i can find a lot of road kill by google search.. but its more fun when its personal.
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You went over the line ... now you're permanently labeled "creepy" to me
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Yeah, same here.
And here I thought theshadowinside was weird when he started building up a catalogue of everybody in our art group's blood...
And here I thought theshadowinside was weird when he started building up a catalogue of everybody in our art group's blood...
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Well you need someone to fill these rolls in. underthedeep's the psychopath, Ren's the troll... Blah blah not going to bother filling in the rest.
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Zoidberg is the pedophile running around in women's clothing.
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so far this is what i got.
i found that bugger outside my door a few years ago.
courtesy of my friend emma. i like the blood splurt.
this next one takes the cake. courtesy of my friend chris.
some critter fucked this birdy up, being that his parts are in TWO places.
cmon' guys why can't you support my creative expression!
i found that bugger outside my door a few years ago.
courtesy of my friend emma. i like the blood splurt.
this next one takes the cake. courtesy of my friend chris.
some critter fucked this birdy up, being that his parts are in TWO places.
cmon' guys why can't you support my creative expression!
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Because ... you are a psychopath.
seriously ... a fixation of dead things is ... quite abnormal ...
Most people are disturbed by seeing dead things ...
seriously ... a fixation of dead things is ... quite abnormal ...
Most people are disturbed by seeing dead things ...
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Why would you be? death is perfectly natural, without it nothing would be alive. death should be more celebrated than it is really, sure you're sad your cat fluffy's six feet under, but hey at least the worms have something to eat, and the worms feed the birds, and the birds feed fluffy number 2.