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nerodx wrote:well thats just great now i gotta go look that up...hmmm what language is that? OH CRAP! MY HTTP HEADER!!!
wait....whats an http header?

that...was actually german...deutsch if ya will moron...du hast nichts in dein kopf. hmm...i'd say something else but, i don't think it would insult him enough...enh...the hell with it...

and lord knows what an http header is...rudel said it...must be a myth...

and nerodx... Bist du ein Scheissekopf oder eine Fishsemmel?

I like HTTP, because it's got all-caps verbs.

GET.
TRACE.
POST.

HEAT.

Blorx wrote:Scheissekopf

Stop speaking german! i am stupid! Ok then I'll just look them up...hmmmm....ok then, Selbst mit weit geöffneten Augen sehe ich nicht das Geringste means Even with eyes opened far I do not see the smallest....if what i think you meant by this is what you meant by this i'll snap yours in half. And Bist du ein Scheissekopf oder eine Fishsemmel? means Are you a shit head or a Fishsemmel? thanks, lets find out what a fishsemmel is......google you have failed me again! damnit! and we already established that i am both a shithead and up shit creek. Pay attention!

rudel_ic wrote:

Blorx wrote:Scheissekopf

rudel, funny as it may be, i doubt anyone else besides the 2 of us knows what it means

ha, i have ruined ytou now! everyone now knows Scheissekopf means Shithead! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hm...nerodx knows how to use a dictionary...do you want a medal or a cookie?

hm.....can i have a cookie medal?
Now what the hell does fishsemmel mean??

nerodx wrote:hm.....can i have a cookie medal?
Now what the hell does fishsemmel mean??

you taught yourself how to use a dictionary today, look it up

i tried, nothing came up. then i tried google and that failed me as well, i give up...

It's a fish in a roll, basically. You know what a fish is (actually 'Fisch' in german). And a semmel is a roll.

Use http://dict.leo.org for translations, it's way better than the google crap. You just have to translate word by word, but that's actually better - translating whole sentences from german to english includes a lot of grammar restructuring, something that is NP-complete (computers fail at it, simply put). Humans do that in an instance though if they see where the sentence is heading by evaluating all possible meanings of each word in the sentence.

The funny part about Scheissekopf is that it's a very common mistake by foreigners to simply assemble german nouns. The correct word would be Scheißkopf, but it's a direct translation from shithead - no german uses that word. Quite contrary to Kackbratze, for example. Or Fotzenkopf.

Considering Fischsemmel, it's a word that usually tries to mock people from northern Germany - the coasts to the Nord- and Ostsee are there, so a common historical job was fisherman there. Fischsemmel is rarely used though - a more common term would be Fischkopp (Kopp is slang for Kopf) or Fischritze (aiming at females, figure the Ritze part out by yourself to understand why it's aiming at females).

Seriously, DOUBLEPOST RAMDONMESS you got it all covered Sam Fisherman.

Before you're thinking "Why the frack is grammatical restructuring after direct translation NP-complete", let me tell you that a solution (a valid grammatical restructurization) is hard to find deterministically (thus not in P), but it's relatively easy to check such a solution deterministically (thus in NP), assuming the direct translation of each word hits the spot.

Okay, it's in NP. But why is it NP-complete? Well, the problem of grammatical restructurization, let's call it L, is also NP-hard, meaning , as one can easily see.

Okay, I was kidding, it's not really easy to see that every problem in NP can be reduced to L by polynomial-time reduction, but... Well, do your homework.

Laterz

but homework isnt fun!!!!!

but i do know that if NP equals NS which equals NPS which does not equal 0, it is possible, go figure it out and win a cookie medal!