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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:31 am
by Colicedus
Drop your weapons and Stand to salute your new leader!

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:32 am
by Grayswandir
Raise your buttocks and give a 10-gun salute!!!

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:52 am
by BunnyWithStick
You mean the kind hackers use in FPS games to blast themselves with mega high kickback into the air?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:05 am
by Colicedus
heres a combo for ya BwS, Lag at 2477 to 3029, battling aim bots with hit scan weapons!

Thats why I lost a keyboard once (actually, I have gone though 46 keyboards over the last five years)

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:31 am
by Grayswandir
BUTTON DOWN THE HATCHES MEN!!! Shes'a gonna' 'splode!!!

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:43 am
by Colicedus
Hmmm... Torpedo tubes...
*jumps in torpedo tube*
here goes nothing!
*chucks something at launch button*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..... OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:03 am
by nerodx
better you learned the hard way then the hard way which is also emotionally scarring....wait...no its not....

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:14 am
by nerodx
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOLMGSOMODGM LSFD [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

I chose this thread since most everyone goes here!

Everyone! look at the forum index page!

On wedensday we beat the most users online at a time!!!

Its now 110!

The last one was from like, the first day the forums opened if i can remember! This is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mod Edit: Silb already noticed this and made a thread in the Wolfire forums.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:21 am
by Zantalos
Image

You want this, don't you? Huh? You want full-color, scientifically accurate illustrations of all your favorite animals? You want facts about them? Tigers? We've got mother-fucking tigers. Snakes? You bet. And you wanna know the best part? Wanna know what it is?

Free. Elephant. Issue.

That's right bitches. Buy every exciting issue of Zoobooks, and you get a fucking free ELEPHANT book. You know you want it. You want this? You want the free elephant issue? Then call our toll-free number, faggots!

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:40 am
by Colicedus
Calm down postman...
Now just hand me the bills so I can go mental and Cut your head off with a chainsaw

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:02 pm
by nerodx
oh...i knew that

i'll sell you my spercial addition elephant book...you want it you want it? yeah you do.
very special
meet me in the forum dark alley
you know you need it....elephant...i also sell regualr dino issues...you want them too...

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:01 pm
by Colicedus
Ugh... Some ones Got a Fetish for Bestiality!

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:02 pm
by nerodx
uh...uh....it was him! AHHHHHHH(running away)

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:17 am
by Makrond
Hooray! Exploding matured ham in circular trajectory!

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:28 am
by invertin
GROUND!
IS!
UNDER!
THE!
FLOOOOOORRR!!