Random Ultimatum Flamewar VII: The Reignition

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:38 am

David wrote:I leave this thread alone for a few days and it degenerates into this mass of meaningless sophomoric cliches? My god, you make even Guybrush Threepwood look like an insult connoisseur.

Guybrush: You fight like a dairy farmer!
Blorx: WHORE!
NickD: LOCKED
Wormguy: Cocks
Guybrush: *disarms everyone* Man... am I playing on Tourette's mode?

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

(Im asking for it! LMAO)

Oh Silence you Egotistical maniac...
Its been how long since you have released a game, and you still call yourself a game developer? Is it safe for me to say, your getting a little slow?

Ever consider a human brain processor Update?
That ones getting a little Stroke incrusted, and is starting to go at the speed of a 486, don't you agree?

(Dammit, Im gonna die, lol)

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:45 am

excuse the Peasant's Quest excerpt but it seemed like good moment for it (this really works in the game (well, the first half at least)...and yes, it's a spoof of King's Quest...well, I mixed in Peasant's Quest and King's Quest)

Colicedus: types "make friends with David"
System: David says he has enough friends already and does not want another.
Colicedus: types "buy David a cold one"
System: David is offended by your offer and pounds your head into the ground.
Colicedus gets back up on his feet.
Colicedus: types "steal gold"
System: You cannot do that. At least not yet.
Colicedus: types "stab David"
System: Do not undestand "Stab."
Colicedus: types "steal belt"
System: You stole David's belt. His pants fall down and he runs off wailing. You beat David!

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:54 am

HaHa that reminds me of Exile!

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:35 am

Now just to wait and see what David says when he reads it.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:52 am

...

dam... Im still waiting for David to hit me with a come back!
Hurry da Fuck up!

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:58 am

ya mon...it's takin a freakin foreva

Zantalos · Post by **Zantalos** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:12 am

Colicedus wrote:...

dam... Im still waiting for David to hit me with a come back!
Hurry da Fuck up!

David doesn't have to make a come back. You're just embarrassing yourself.

In fact, I'm embarrassed just reading these.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:13 am

What the fuck do you have to be embarrassed about Pretty boy?

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:15 am

haha, judging by his reply, probably naughty ugly boy

Ultimatum479 · Post by **Ultimatum479** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:56 am

Colicedus wrote:What the fuck do you have to be embarrassed about Pretty boy?

Zantalos is merely empathizing with you while assuming that _you're_ embarrassed by your own flaming incompetence. I, on the other hand, understand that you can't quite grasp your own inferiority, and empathy's not my thing anyway; thus, I'll say what he should've said: "In fact, by reading this, I'm amazed that _you're_ not embarrassed at yourself."

Wait, no, that's not accurate either. As I've already stated, you'd have little reason to feel shame at your own stupidity since that very aspect of your nature prevents its own realization by the afflicted, yourself.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:58 am

Or it could mean that I don't take that kind of shit to heart like yourself, MINION!
Anyway, I dont Speak your Political Bullshit, can you rephrase that in English please?

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:06 am

Sometimes the simple answer is the correct one.
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Post by **David** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:29 am

Colicedus wrote:Oh Silence you Egotistical maniac...
Its been how long since you have released a game, and you still call yourself a game developer? Is it safe for me to say, your getting a little slow?

Ever consider a human brain processor Update?
That ones getting a little Stroke incrusted, and is starting to go at the speed of a 486, don't you agree?

It is certainly safe for you to say that I am getting a little slow, so long as you realise that you never even started. You have never made anything in your life besides glaring typographical errors, and probably never will. I can see that you and Blorx are trying as hard as you can to change this by making a child together, but you are not likely to succeed.

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:31 am

David wrote:I can see that you and Blorx are trying as hard as you can to change this by making a child together, but you are not likely to succeed.

The weirdest image just popped into my head when I read that.

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:34 am

Grayswandir wrote:
David wrote:I can see that you and Blorx are trying as hard as you can to change this by making a child together, but you are not likely to succeed.
The weirdest image just popped into my head when I read that.

dude....wow...you really are a pervert... (no joke or flame meant...just speakin my mind)