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Colicedus wrote:Blah Blah Blah *is this the Better Flame?*

You suck at this game.

What? Im not getting it?
What was Bad about the Earlier Flame?

Usagi, I'll pimp slap you SO hard not even your mom would recognize you.

I think our flaming is not enough. We need one single person to channel all of our flaming on at once. And I think I found the man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25LceCPO1ys

Colicedus wrote:What? Im not getting it?
What was Bad about the Earlier Flame?

You asked whether or not it was a good flame.
That's probably the most idiotic thing you could have done, you redundant, pathetic excuse for a human being!

All we gotta do is find a person we will all flame at once many times....we need a victim....but who.....(cough)grey(cough)
thats right im still mad at you for your horrible crime!

*cough*

I said

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25LceCPO1ys

i know, i said someone who we actually solmewhat KNOW and who will respond to us! I say grey must burn! whos with me!

Oh, and that was freaking hilarious

Since nerodx and invertin posed the suggestion, I think they should be flamed..

You two only border on "literate".

Renegade_Turner wrote:

Colicedus wrote:What? Im not getting it?
What was Bad about the Earlier Flame?

You asked whether or not it was a good flame.
That's probably the most idiotic thing you could have done, you redundant, pathetic excuse for a human being!

Go Choke!
What Is You Major malfunction!?

I think I'll make a short RPG based on this thread

you know it would be mildly entertaining

nerodx wrote:All we gotta do is find a person we will all flame at once many times....we need a victim....but who.....(cough)grey(cough)
thats right im still mad at you for your horrible crime!

What in this god-forsaken world is wrong with you? Did your brain cells urinate all over the inside of your skull before you posted or something? Do you just spooge all over the page when you post? Do you even THINK before typing?!

Grayswandir wrote:

nerodx wrote:All we gotta do is find a person we will all flame at once many times....we need a victim....but who.....(cough)grey(cough)
thats right im still mad at you for your horrible crime!

What in this god-forsaken world is wrong with you? Did your brain cells urinate all over the inside of your skull before you posted or something? Do you just spooge all over the page when you post? Do you even THINK before typing?!

O.C.D, A.D.D, and addiction to pizza rolls
yes
yes
no

oh and...OTHER PEOPLE SAY SPOOGE! omg i thought that was just something at my school...hell i dont even know where it came from?

to test if you go to my school, finish these sentences

alquist wants to ___________ you

pete wants to ___________ you

do you wanna have ______ _________ sex? - said by pete for a hint

all famous quotes!!!

if you dont know just tell me where you heard spooge.

oh and...OTHER PEOPLE SAY SPOOGE! omg i thought that was just something at my school...hell i dont even know where it came from?

"Spooge" is a common word among deadbeats and thugs. Why would you suppose it exists only at your school? I can only speculate that you have never heard it in public media, because it is so common and base a term that nobody uses it for fear of ridicule. You must attend a vulgar school for the spawn of the worst dregs of the masses if it provides festering ground for such foul language.

Fuck you Faggot Pies!
I cant Believe you all Pack your Mothers Fudge!
Judging By the State of your Face, it looks like She has Seepage in her ass!
It looks like she Dumped an Oil spill on you she's Soo Fat!
Oh? Whaz that? Whaz That?
OOH, shes Just BIG BONED!
It looks like she could do with a Marrow Reduction!
*is this the Better Flame?*

That is hardly a hint of a spark, let alone a flame. That broken incoherent chain of classless mispelled obscenity reminds me of nothing more than the flapping of a hapless half-eaten bird trying fruitlessly to sing. With the remnants of its tattered throat and battered brain, nothing emerges but a burbling babble that is as disturbing as it is tuneless.

What in this god-forsaken world is wrong with you? Did your brain cells urinate all over the inside of your skull before you posted or something? Do you just spooge all over the page when you post? Do you even THINK before typing?!

Obviously, you do not. Or CAN not. Your brief content-less rant is so blandly generic that it can apply to anything. Or, more accurately, it applies to nothing at all, and is entirely without meaning.

I think I'll make a short RPG based on this thread

you know it would be mildly entertaining

You lack the skill, resources, and willpower to do anything of the sort. Sorry.

You asked whether or not it was a good flame.
That's probably the most idiotic thing you could have done, you redundant, pathetic excuse for a human being!

"Idiotic" and "pathetic excuse for" are overused to the point of cliche. Your use of language could more appropriately be compared to a cudgel than a rapier: lacking finesse, originality, and class.

Usagi, I'll pimp slap you SO hard not even your mom would recognize you.

Threatening violence where none can be performed is surely the purest form of inept male posturing. You could come over to Usagi and say that in person, but I know you won't. Even thinking about a real confrontation, a real one, makes you sweat, and shake, and even feel a bit faint. You play so many computer games that you think that you have some kind of fighting skill, but you don't. Not only do you lack the courage to 'pimp slap' anything but yourself, you would break your frail hand if you tried.

Bah... I've seen better flame wars from a bunch of spineless cock-suckers.

Flame wars aren't started because you 'want' them to happen. You have to really be pissed with someone.

A true flame has to be considered a justified attack. Dickwads.

The Intarweb shall die if you continue with this frivolous disregard of the rules of flaming! I WILL BAN YOU ALL!

Go Choke!
What Is You Major malfunction!?

Your random capitalisation and horrendous spelling make me wish that your mother had never seduced me into spawning you! YOUR FACE IS TOAST!

Now, you gimp-wearing, literature-averted dolts, who has the intellectual fortitude to rebut my claims?