Random Ultimatum Flamewar VII: The Reignition

Silb · Post by **Silb** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:04 am

Hopefully this should put an end to this schizography.

One day will come when overuse of random language will leave naught but shattered meanings, and among piles of undead syllables creeping in a sea of nothingness, looking for traces of sense, as the invertebrates and trilobites of the origins, if one would sometime catch the shimmer of a shard of sense, dare they come closer? It is only the shadow of a glimmer.

EDIT: you fagstacks.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:35 am

Oh man, David Kicks ass again!
Ok guys, New Game...

Try to Flame war with David!
Just for the fact that He will pwnd us...

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:31 am

Obviously, you do not. Or CAN not.

You're right I don't.

Your brief content-less rant is so blandly generic that it can apply to anything. Or, more accurately, it applies to nothing at all, and is entirely without meaning.

Its like a fortune cookie!!! YEAH!!!

Ultimatum479 · Post by **Ultimatum479** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:40 am

No, no, you've got it all wrong, Grayswandir. At no point in a flame war do you defend yourself; you just counter-insult the person. That's why I'm not joining in.

nerodx · Post by **nerodx** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:47 am

oh...so people stopped saying spooge cause it was proven to be so vulgar only gangs and thugs say it now?

KICKASS!

I dont care if that means everyone in my school is a retardd whos going to be pumping gas on an abandoned freeway! we got SPOOGE!....but....where did it come from FIRST is my question now.

Skeet,Skeet,Skeet yall!

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:17 pm

Makrond wrote:Bah... I've seen better flame wars from a bunch of spineless cock-suckers.

Flame wars aren't started because you 'want' them to happen. You have to really be pissed with someone.

A true flame has to be considered a justified attack. Dickwads.

The Intarweb shall die if you continue with this frivolous disregard of the rules of flaming! I WILL BAN YOU ALL!

Go Choke!
What Is You Major malfunction!?
Your random capitalisation and horrendous spelling make me wish that your mother had never seduced me into spawning you! YOUR FACE IS TOAST!

Now, you gimp-wearing, literature-averted dolts, who has the intellectual fortitude to rebut my claims?

Using multi-syllabic words for the sake of it does not make you intelligent.

Also, I must have missed the Flamewar Handbook you seem to have drawn all your wisdom from. You must send us all a copy because we're clearly not doing this to your standards.

Oh and David, nice to see you coming out of your shell for a change. You rarely show what you're really like. Now I know.

Well I think this was a great bonding experience for us all! Don't you?

nerodx · Post by **nerodx** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:13 pm

It sure was! which is why we're not F&#*ing stopping!

NickD · Post by **NickD** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:05 pm

David wrote:
Usagi, I'll pimp slap you SO hard not even your mom would recognize you.
Threatening violence where none can be performed is surely the purest form of inept male posturing. You could come over to Usagi and say that in person, but I know you won't. Even thinking about a real confrontation, a real one, makes you sweat, and shake, and even feel a bit faint. You play so many computer games that you think that you have some kind of fighting skill, but you don't. Not only do you lack the courage to 'pimp slap' anything but yourself, you would break your frail hand if you tried.

I just wrote something so offensive I don't think it's fit for this forum, so I deleted it. I'd post if this wasn't such a pussy forum, but I'll post it later if I'm in the mood of getting perma banned. David... you're so lucky you're a girl...

Post by **David** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:22 pm

NickD wrote:I just wrote something so offensive I don't think it's fit for this forum, so I deleted it. I'd post if this wasn't such a pussy forum, but I'll post it later if I'm in the mood of getting perma banned. David... you're so lucky you're a girl...

Don't blame me if pussies like you come here. If you have something nasty to say, just say it. Or are you afraid your mom would get lonely when your hands are otherwise engaged?

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:24 pm

LOLLLLLL

I'm glad I made this thread now.

NickD · Post by **NickD** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:28 pm

Oh, really? I just happen to live in the same city as your punk bitch ass brother, and when you come to visit him, becuase you have no girlfriend in replacement of him, I'll kick BOTH of you in the nuts! FUCK LUGARU! If I wanted to see some rabbits fighting Kung FU, I'd look in your mother's pubes. She has more of those then you have on your whole body! And are you serious about my fighting skills?? This is BERKELEY! Not some COLLEGE somewhere in the east. I'm fucking Northey... BITCH. I was in a small school with all the stoners and crack addicts for 7 months straight. It was literally a fight club. I kicked a few dudes asses twice as big as me before. Sure, I've had my ass whooped, but not nearly as much as I'm verbally hurting you now. So you tell me... you still want to deny my strengths? Or are you too scared and weak to do it? Because you KNOW I live less than 3 miles from Cal.

Banned for flaming

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:35 pm

Nick, Calm down...

NickD · Post by **NickD** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:45 pm

Just kidding, unbanned

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:57 pm

Don't scare us like that....
*looks around and heads for door*

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:57 pm

Don't scare us like that....
*looks around and heads for door*