Random Ultimatum Flamewar VII: The Reignition

nerodx · Post by **nerodx** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:02 pm

sniff.....you killed my dreams in that last post...for a second i was so happy...so very...very happy......then i scrolled down and saw

Just kidding, unbanned

now im depressed

Oh, and bad time to double post colicedious

Post by **David** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:12 pm

NickD wrote:Oh, really? I just happen to live in the same city as your punk bitch ass brother, and when you come to visit him, becuase you have no girlfriend in replacement of him, I'll kick BOTH of you in the nuts! FUCK LUGARU! If I wanted to see some rabbits fighting Kung FU, I'd look in your mother's pubes. She has more of those then you have on your whole body! And are you serious about my fighting skills?? This is BERKELEY! Not some COLLEGE somewhere in the east. I'm fucking Northey... BITCH. I was in a small school with all the stoners and crack addicts for 7 months straight. It was literally a fight club. I kicked a few dudes asses twice as big as me before. Sure, I've had my ass whooped, but not nearly as much as I'm verbally hurting you now. So you tell me... you still want to deny my strengths? Or are you too scared and weak to do it? Because you KNOW I live less than 3 miles from Cal.

Your story leaves me shaking here - but certainly not with fear: I cannot stop laughing. Your experience slapping stoned children and manipulating their rears has surely prepared you for anything. However, I am sorry to say that most guys are at least twice as big as you, no matter how much you weigh. I've never had to fight anyone, and never will, so who really has greater skill? We are no longer living in the age of knights, now it is the weak one who fights.

NickD · Post by **NickD** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:16 pm

Listening to Breakbeats and Drum 'n' Bass beats just makes me write the most intense things

. And thanks for... un... banning... me...........

Edit:

David wrote:However, I am sorry to say that most guys are at least twice as big as you

Actually... and unfortunatly, that statement is very true

. HOW DOES HE KNOW DEES?!?

Makrond · Post by **Makrond** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:21 pm

Renegade_Turner wrote: Also, I must have missed the Flamewar Handbook you seem to have drawn all your wisdom from. You must send us all a copy because we're clearly not doing this to your standards.

Why should I send you all copies? I have memorised it backwards and forwards, and my eidetic memory would never forget something of such import as how to wage a flame-war.

I think it must be far below your intelligence to comprehend what a flame war is, and therefore you should leave this discussion before I make you.

(I like this thread

)

NickD · Post by **NickD** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:23 pm

David is my worthy flaming opponent

.

nerodx · Post by **nerodx** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:25 pm

its uh....kinda obvious.....heres another mind boggaler!

~You will be lving in your mothers basement at the age of 27!!!~

this isn't even a flame i really think this...get out some more

NickD · Post by **NickD** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:28 pm

/sigh

Makrond · Post by **Makrond** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:33 pm

Well, nerodx, at least he'll be living somewhere safe and warm, not in a urine puddle under a bridge somewhere.

EDIT: Heh, well, at least you'll have somewhere warm...

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:29 am

David wrote:
NickD wrote:Oh, really? I just happen to live in the same city as your punk bitch ass brother, and when you come to visit him, becuase you have no girlfriend in replacement of him, I'll kick BOTH of you in the nuts! FUCK LUGARU! If I wanted to see some rabbits fighting Kung FU, I'd look in your mother's pubes. She has more of those then you have on your whole body! And are you serious about my fighting skills?? This is BERKELEY! Not some COLLEGE somewhere in the east. I'm fucking Northey... BITCH. I was in a small school with all the stoners and crack addicts for 7 months straight. It was literally a fight club. I kicked a few dudes asses twice as big as me before. Sure, I've had my ass whooped, but not nearly as much as I'm verbally hurting you now. So you tell me... you still want to deny my strengths? Or are you too scared and weak to do it? Because you KNOW I live less than 3 miles from Cal.
Your story leaves me shaking here - but certainly not with fear: I cannot stop laughing. Your experience slapping stoned children and manipulating their rears has surely prepared you for anything. However, I am sorry to say that most guys are at least twice as big as you, no matter how much you weigh. I've never had to fight anyone, and never will, so who really has greater skill? We are no longer living in the age of knights, now it is the weak one who fights.

Fucking hell! WTF is up with guys IQ?
Its though the Roof!
WTF is this shit!

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:00 am

Makrond wrote:
Renegade_Turner wrote: Also, I must have missed the Flamewar Handbook you seem to have drawn all your wisdom from. You must send us all a copy because we're clearly not doing this to your standards.
Why should I send you all copies? I have memorised it backwards and forwards, and my eidetic memory would never forget something of such import as how to wage a flame-war.

I think it must be far below your intelligence to comprehend what a flame war is, and therefore you should leave this discussion before I make you.

(I like this thread )

This is Flame Club. The first rule of Flame Club is we do NOT talk about Flame Club.

Don't make me go Tyler Durden on your ass.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:25 am

I have never seen such Sloth from you Lame flat toped jar headed Morons!
Get back to work. You got a Job to do!
Don't look at me like IM fucking Frank-Einstein Genius!
Get on with what ever the hell you are suppose to be doing you lousy sack of Barbarian Snake snot!

Are you all stupid?
Get to work? Your not gonna get your job done if you keep standing around looking dumb like you are. Get the fuck moving!

Don't make me 733t speek!

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M0v3 Ur [email protected] @$$

Don't make me talk Proper!

nerodx · Post by **nerodx** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:25 am

hey im proud of my urine stained puddle under a bridge! i used to have to sleep in a pile of manure that kept getting bigger while moving across the continents.... ausrailia was cool.

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:41 am

Ultimatum479 wrote:No, no, you've got it all wrong, Grayswandir. At no point in a flame war do you defend yourself; you just counter-insult the person. That's why I'm not joining in.

Naw, I like my way better.

Ultimatum479 · Post by **Ultimatum479** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:27 pm

I'm impressed. Ren finally made himself useful for once: this thread has served a purpose by causing David to post. So far, you all lose.

Tempted to bring Hattori in here. His flames are similar in style to yours, David. Keep it up and I'll bring you a worthy challenger (cuz I'm far too lazy to waste my own time with such inadequate flamers as yourselves).

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:29 pm

Silence Puny Mortal!