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Your story leaves me shaking here - but certainly not with fear: I cannot stop laughing. Your experience slapping stoned children and manipulating their rears has surely prepared you for anything. However, I am sorry to say that most guys are at least twice as big as you, no matter how much you weigh. I've never had to fight anyone, and never will, so who really has greater skill? We are no longer living in the age of knights, now it is the weak one who fights.NickD wrote:Oh, really? I just happen to live in the same city as your punk bitch ass brother, and when you come to visit him, becuase you have no girlfriend in replacement of him, I'll kick BOTH of you in the nuts! FUCK LUGARU! If I wanted to see some rabbits fighting Kung FU, I'd look in your mother's pubes. She has more of those then you have on your whole body! And are you serious about my fighting skills?? This is BERKELEY! Not some COLLEGE somewhere in the east. I'm fucking Northey... BITCH. I was in a small school with all the stoners and crack addicts for 7 months straight. It was literally a fight club. I kicked a few dudes asses twice as big as me before. Sure, I've had my ass whooped, but not nearly as much as I'm verbally hurting you now. So you tell me... you still want to deny my strengths? Or are you too scared and weak to do it? Because you KNOW I live less than 3 miles from Cal.
. And thanks for... un... banning... me........... 
Actually... and unfortunatly, that statement is very trueDavid wrote:However, I am sorry to say that most guys are at least twice as big as you
. HOW DOES HE KNOW DEES?!?Why should I send you all copies? I have memorised it backwards and forwards, and my eidetic memory would never forget something of such import as how to wage a flame-war.Renegade_Turner wrote: Also, I must have missed the Flamewar Handbook you seem to have drawn all your wisdom from. You must send us all a copy because we're clearly not doing this to your standards.
) David is my worthy flaming opponent .Fucking hell! WTF is up with guys IQ?David wrote:Your story leaves me shaking here - but certainly not with fear: I cannot stop laughing. Your experience slapping stoned children and manipulating their rears has surely prepared you for anything. However, I am sorry to say that most guys are at least twice as big as you, no matter how much you weigh. I've never had to fight anyone, and never will, so who really has greater skill? We are no longer living in the age of knights, now it is the weak one who fights.NickD wrote:Oh, really? I just happen to live in the same city as your punk bitch ass brother, and when you come to visit him, becuase you have no girlfriend in replacement of him, I'll kick BOTH of you in the nuts! FUCK LUGARU! If I wanted to see some rabbits fighting Kung FU, I'd look in your mother's pubes. She has more of those then you have on your whole body! And are you serious about my fighting skills?? This is BERKELEY! Not some COLLEGE somewhere in the east. I'm fucking Northey... BITCH. I was in a small school with all the stoners and crack addicts for 7 months straight. It was literally a fight club. I kicked a few dudes asses twice as big as me before. Sure, I've had my ass whooped, but not nearly as much as I'm verbally hurting you now. So you tell me... you still want to deny my strengths? Or are you too scared and weak to do it? Because you KNOW I live less than 3 miles from Cal.
This is Flame Club. The first rule of Flame Club is we do NOT talk about Flame Club.Makrond wrote:Why should I send you all copies? I have memorised it backwards and forwards, and my eidetic memory would never forget something of such import as how to wage a flame-war.Renegade_Turner wrote: Also, I must have missed the Flamewar Handbook you seem to have drawn all your wisdom from. You must send us all a copy because we're clearly not doing this to your standards.
I think it must be far below your intelligence to comprehend what a flame war is, and therefore you should leave this discussion before I make you.
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Naw, I like my way better.Ultimatum479 wrote:No, no, you've got it all wrong, Grayswandir. At no point in a flame war do you defend yourself; you just counter-insult the person. That's why I'm not joining in.