Random Ultimatum Flamewar VII: The Reignition

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:44 pm

Ultimatum479 wrote:I'm impressed. Ren finally made himself useful for once: this thread has served a purpose by causing David to post. So far, you all lose.

Tempted to bring Hattori in here. His flames are similar in style to yours, David. Keep it up and I'll bring you a worthy challenger (cuz I'm far too lazy to waste my own time with such inadequate flamers as yourselves).

Colicedus wrote:Silence Puny Mortal!

And go choke.

rudel_ic · Post by **rudel_ic** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:11 pm

Guys, you are all great at trying to impress each other. It's like you embody the olympic thought! Gambatte kudasai!

Wow, now that I'm joining the club, how do I stick out? Let's see.. 'Your mother' - taken. 'Suck, fuck, shit, gay' - taken.

A flamewar is usually something else than just attacking people for no reason. As a flamer, you take some minor mistake or opinion of another poster and elaborate on that to pick a meaningless fight.

So, let's take the first post.

Renegade_Turner wrote:You all suck.

(You get the drill)

(...oh, and to David/Jeff, is this allowed? I figured it would be a nice place to vent frustrations in a silly and humourous manner? =P)

Just look at him, using the brackets as if he's trying to hide the fact that his flames are fake. And asking for allowance.. It's like "Daddy, may I tell you that you're a fucking moron or will you wash my mouth with soap again?"

Wow, I already know your response. I'm a psychic. Bow down for I am great and untouchable, as you will see as soon as I crush your mind with more and more flames. Loser.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:03 pm

Ok Ill start Tanking the Flame!

I am A Scientologist (not really But play along)

you should go to Sea Organization every day, or you will go to Teegeeack in damnation.

Computer is Xenus work, Lugaru is Xenus work, Doom is Xenus work, Your all a bunch of Xenus work...

You all seem to be Indulging in violence in computer games. Not to mention the raping of auditorts!

You are all beyond redemption in Motherships eyes!

(Flame the above please

)

Makrond · Post by **Makrond** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:05 pm

rudel_ic wrote: Wow, I already know your response. I'm a psychic.

You fucking retard... that's not psychic. Psychic is matters of the mind - as opposed to physical, matters of the body.

Otherwise, psychic (in the blatantly ignorant manner in which you phrased it) is one who is sensitive to the recently deceased, or sensitive to the spirits (the two aren't necessarily one and the same). Psychics are also known as mediums or channelers.

HOWEVER, you, in your infinite stupidity, have chosen to take psychic as meaning precognition, telepathy, or clairvoyance. Forshame.

EDIT: Fucking Kiwis...

nerodx · Post by **nerodx** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:26 pm

scientology is the stupidest religeon ever (no offense whoever) and having tom cruise and john travolta isnt helping. So iv'e got 3 questions for you guys.

1. are you all stoned???

2. Why the hell is it called SCIENTOLOGY??? what do aliens have to do with science???or the ghosts of aliens i have no idea im going off of what i remember from the south park episode.

3. Has it ever occured to you that the guy who made this religion WROTE FICTION BOOKS????

later maybe i will tell you all of the story of all true religious sterotypes! now i have to cry cause rvb is almost over.

rudel_ic · Post by **rudel_ic** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:18 pm

Makrond wrote:fucking

Well, at least you can spell THAT word.

About the psychicness of clairvoyance - psychic is indeed the short term for parapsychic. Look up Parapsychology on Wikipedia, Gaylord "Greg" Focker. Then come back. And write more wannabe crap while complaining about a quite tasteful fruit.

Go ahead and look up "Psychic" in the same dictionary while you're at it.

You're quite fun to play with.. "Infinite Stupidity"? What the hell.. If I'm too dumb to use the right word because I don't understand its meaning, I'm stupid (not the case here). But if I simply don't know the correct term for something because of lack in education, that's called ignorance.

Now look at you, getting raped in your own language by a foreigner. From behind, lol

Oh yeah, Scientology is not a religion. I love Xenu. I hate those "WHAT ARE YOUR SINS" guys, babbling nonsense about stuff that doesn't matter anyway (seriously, galactic overlord throwing souls into volcanos?). But at the same time, I feel sorry for them because they don't know better and put all their hopes into fictious material.

So.. I feel sorry for you, Colicedus. And for your mom.

Edit: Another thing about the infinite stupidity: Infinite ~> Something that has no end, like a circle. So... Infinite stupidity? You're either stupid or not. And even if you want to measure stupidity, let's say, relative to some objective intelligence value, it's a number. A finite number. You suck, man..

NickD · Post by **NickD** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:54 pm

Good going Makrond! You just got everyone up on YO ass for making that retarded ass comment. We were supposed to be cussing out Colicedus for christ's sake

!!

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:55 pm

nerodx wrote:scientology is the stupidest religeon ever (no offense whoever) and having tom cruise and john travolta isnt helping. So iv'e got 3 questions for you guys.

1. are you all stoned???

2. Why the hell is it called SCIENTOLOGY??? what do aliens have to do with science???or the ghosts of aliens i have no idea im going off of what i remember from the south park episode.

3. Has it ever occured to you that the guy who made this religion WROTE FICTION BOOKS????

later maybe i will tell you all of the story of all true religious sterotypes! now i have to cry cause rvb is almost over.

(you got the spirit buddy!)

let me ask you a simple Question...
are you completely happy and satisfied with your life as it is?

If you answered yes, YOU ARE A FUCKING LIER! nobody is comply happened satisfied with there life, I will answer for you

NO you are not, here are a list of random reasons why:

-You live in your moms Basement
-You Don't have a girlfriend
-Your Penis is so small you masturbate with a pair of tweezers
-You were spawned out of you mothers vomit after your auditor got a blow job with her @$$/face/(what is the Difference?)
-we just cut up your girlfriend with a chainsaw.
-You just ate Shit on Toast (that Was chicken, but not as we know it!)

Ultimatum479 · Post by **Ultimatum479** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:44 pm

rudel_ic wrote:
Makrond wrote:fucking
You're quite fun to play with..

...Stop flaming yourself, rudel. That's the job of everyone else in the thread.

rudel_ic · Post by **rudel_ic** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:59 pm

What what, in the butt.

nerodx · Post by **nerodx** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:32 pm

wait...so i live in my moms basement.....and i dont have a girlfriend.....but you just killed her??? I DONT GET IT!!!

now to prove you wrong!(even though i did say no)

i dont live in the basement, their are spiders there! i go5t my own room, but im still 13 so....?

No i dont have a girlfriend right now, mostly cause i didn't have one before school let out and no one in my neighbor hood is very hot

If my penis was so small i would need to masterbate with tweezers you would have a vagina

i dont have an auditor! I dont even pay taxes or whatever the hell

how is she dead if she not exist?

yes i did, you wanna make something out of it?

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:24 am

As a dear friend once said:
"It's a trap!!!"

nerodx · Post by **nerodx** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:01 am

OMG!!!!!

You have a friend???

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:18 am

nerodx wrote:OMG!!!!!

You have a friend???

Well, he's dead now. I had to bury him under my house because he had an accident...yeah, an accident.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:55 am

Did he just so happen to slip, fall, some how get an axe though his head and leak out all the grey mater goodness out of his head?