the creepy freaky thread topic thread!

Post by **Jeff** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:50 pm

Colicedus wrote:Ok... for real Question here: What do you do about a Girl friend that has only one nipple?

I am intrigued... Is this a true anecdote?

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:57 pm

Jeff wrote:
Colicedus wrote:Ok... for real Question here: What do you do about a Girl friend that has only one nipple?
I am intrigued... Is this a true anecdote?

You eat her. This collect answer!

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:05 pm

Really, trust me to do something like that on a frist date man.
yesh

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:11 pm

Colicedus wrote:Really, trust me to do something like that on a frist date man.
yesh

With taun-taun sauce!!! Better be with taun-taun sauce!!!

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:43 pm

you are sad and random...

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:13 pm

Colicedus wrote:you are sad and random...

But I has the Taun-Taun Sauce...my Taun-Taun Sauce!!!
Its like the rabies...but its THE rabies..rather than just the rabies...its THE rabies...like...more than just rabies...its THE rabies...
*nods to himself*

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:29 pm

I have Done something stupid and you can just joke about Rabies and shit?

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:38 pm

Colicedus wrote:I have Done something stupid and you can just joke about Rabies and shit?

You ate your girlfriend's nipple?

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:51 pm

well, Kinda

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:52 pm

Colicedus wrote:well, Kinda

You bit it off and nearly choked to death on it.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:53 pm

No I spat it out once I realizes what I did.

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:04 pm

Colicedus wrote:No I spat it out once I realizes what I did.

You mean it wasn't the screaming and bleeding that tipped you off?
...
In other news, now you've left a permanent mark that she can remember you by for the rest of her life.
"I got this from that one guy who bit it off...ah what fond memories I had of strangling him to death in his sleep."

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:24 pm

You really make me feel better Grey.

"I got this from that one guy who bit it off...ah what fond memories I had of strangling him to death in his sleep.

That is what I am scared of...

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:26 pm

After you bit it off, did you try to smooth out the situation by saying something like, "That nipple was leering at me, so I taught it a lesson."?
Or, "That's right, cry, cry like the girl...you...are...yeah...you're mine now...that'll leave a mark...yeah, you're mine."
Or, "That one wasn't symetrical with the other."
...
What you need to do is to get the nipple preserved and put it on a necklace you wear around your neck. So when she breaks up with you, you bring it out and show it to her and say, "That's okay, I still have this to remember you by."
...
Really, biting off her nipple wasn't the smoothest move...but here's the easiest way to see if you're still "together" (although not in one piece anymore...ha, ha, ha...er...)
If she calls you back within the week or so and wants to talk, then you're alright. If she doesn't call back at all...well then, you've learned something and you move on.
Lesson learned: Don't bite off the girl's nipple until the third date.

See, I can be serious every once and a while...well, partially serious.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:48 pm

thank you, for the advice...
Well, anyone else want to share something?