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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:28 am
by v-nix
Colicedus wrote:
Why do I have a Sexual relationship with my computer? other than the fact she's like the perfect wife! You cant help but look at her and she also dose so much for me! Its so easy for me to turn her on and I have so much fun on her!
but can anyone else tell me why?
i know this is late response but its so perfect!
lol
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?doc ... &plindex=0
thats the first thing that came to my head!
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:55 am
by Grayswandir
Colicedus wrote:thank you, for the advice...
Well, anyone else want to share something?
I don't think other people know how to really respond...besides the usual...
Did you take her to the hospital, did you make sure she was okay, or did you just run away screaming "I'm sorry" and hide in your room for the rest of the evening?
Also, I'd expect her to ask you to help fork over some money for the medical bill of getting it surgically put back on...
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:58 am
by Renegade_Turner
I'd like to share that I think everyone who has chosen not to respond probably thinks this is bullshit (it's just slightly probable). It sounds a small bit (lol) farfetched.
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:54 pm
by nerodx
heres another freaky messed up thing in my life.
my sister has a mustache.
discuss.
and i believe you.
cause of one thing.
you said you bit it off. then spat it out. of course you would spit it out. your girlfriend the sex doll is made of plastic, plastic isn't delicious. duh.
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:06 pm
by invertin
...Your.. Sister....
Picture?
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:12 pm
by v-nix
mustache....
....hopefully not big and bushy..
....hopfully small and unnoticable unless you get close....
....give her a shaver for her birthday...
....how old is she again?
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:26 pm
by Grayswandir
Renegade_Turner wrote:I'd like to share that I think everyone who has chosen not to respond probably thinks this is bullshit (it's just slightly probable). It sounds a small bit (lol) farfetched.
Yeah it probably is.
Therefore, he should eat his girlfriend with Ranch dressing and a nice vegetable mix with cheese....and the nipple on top.
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:32 pm
by v-nix
lol
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:38 pm
by invertin
Unrelated to the current topic:
Colic.. Be careful what you tell people on the internet. I've already passed your story onto another forum.
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:03 pm
by Colicedus
Well Invertin, thanks
Reason I say she now has one nipple is that they could not reattach it in time.
worst part of it all for me is I have a Peace of breast stuck in between my teeth, and the fear of my fokes or Her fokes finding out
v-nix wrote:Colicedus wrote:
Why do I have a Sexual relationship with my computer? other than the fact she's like the perfect wife! You cant help but look at her and she also dose so much for me! Its so easy for me to turn her on and I have so much fun on her!
but can anyone else tell me why?
i know this is late response but its so perfect!
lol
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?doc ... &plindex=0
thats the first thing that came to my head!
Thats where I got the inspiration to say that, but then this came up.
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:24 pm
by nerodx
v-nix wrote:mustache....
....hopefully not big and bushy..
....hopfully small and unnoticable unless you get close....
....give her a shaver for her birthday...
....how old is she again?
not really
yeah but cause she bleached it twice
my dad would kick my ass
10
..............fat too
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:02 pm
by Colicedus
Thats normally a sign of really high testosterone levels.
Doses she have anger problems?
Has she been to a Doctor about it?
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:25 pm
by nerodx
its amazing how everyone can guess everything from one sentence.
cept the docter part that is.
thats what i keep saying.
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:41 pm
by Colicedus
What do you mean?
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:54 pm
by Grayswandir
Colicedus wrote:worst part of it all for me is I have a Peace of breast stuck in between my teeth, and the fear of my fokes or Her fokes finding out
I'm assuming you've never heard of dental floss.