the creepy freaky thread topic thread!

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:31 pm

Ok... What should I do if she asks me to bite off the other one?

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:49 pm

You ask her if it would be better to chop it off with a cleaver?

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:35 pm

That last one I was being random yes... how ever, a note to everyone... I have learned a valuable lesson.

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:55 am

Colicedus wrote:I have learned a valuable lesson.

If you complain to people on a forum and follow their advice...you'll end up with two dead, nippleless bodies and a cat that has had all its fur shaved off with a pair of dull scissors and a blowtorch.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:17 am

I went to a Dance club with one of my mates, and we came across some nice looking lasses.

We danced, had a few drinks, the casual stuff.
One of them took a fancy to Me.

She wore a nice little miniskirt.
You could tell she wanted to get fingered the way she wore it.
I told her that I liked the way she looked, and asked if she wanted to come down to my place later for a little fun.

Then she told me that she had a yeast infection.
Major turn off. I replied "Well make me a fucking loaf of bread..."
She seemed to like it. She slapped me around the face.

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:21 pm

...
Yes, women slapping you is a sign of affection...

Spartan X · Post by **Spartan X** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:30 pm

yeah, girls LOVE insulting comebacks, not you idiot you could have had FUN! but no...

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:48 pm

With a Yeast infection?
No bloody way man...
Look it up on Google Images and get what I mean you sicko

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:01 am

Ok.. This is a true situation I had at my sisters 18th (yesterday).

I felt a bit ill, dunno why though. I ate the same things everyone else ate and they were fine. Anyway-

Even my gigantic bladder couldn't hold in the 4 pints of coke I had, so I ran to the bathroom, then.. Came a big problem.

I needed to throw up, but I also, really needed to pee. If I puked first, I would wet myself while puking, if I peed I would blow chunks all over the floor.

Luckily I managed to hold my bladder.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:29 am

Sounds like you had fun.
Sounds like some on drank a little too much and cant take there ale!

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:35 am

That's the point where you grab your sister and kiss her on the lips and say,
"No, we're getting married next week."

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:05 am

Sorry for my late response, I couldn't hold it in (Ba-dum pish).

What about peeing and aiming at the toilet?

Sorry, that sounded er… Well, assed. Is that correct slang grammar?

What about peeing while puking into the toilet?

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:07 am

Nah. My puking aim ain't too good.

I don't get enough practice.

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:15 am

I would suggest bending over, but then you might pee on your face…

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:51 pm

BunnyWithStick wrote:I would suggest bending over, but then you might pee on your face…

Only bend over if you're willing to yell, "Smack it!!! Smack it hard now!!! OH YEAH BABY!!!"