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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:58 pm
by Colicedus
Fucking hell man! :shock:

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:23 pm
by Spartan X
YEAH...

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:26 pm
by Grayswandir
Spartan X wrote:my girlfriend asked me to get laid with her but i was in a bad mood and said maybe...the worst decision i had ever made...
So who's the lucky guy who's bonking your girlfriend in your place?

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:49 pm
by Blorx
haha, if she were hot, yeah, that's a big mistake...just use the power of the condom...hmm...are you guys still dating? maybe you could...remind her about that, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 6:13 pm
by v-nix
Spartan X wrote:my girlfriend asked me to get laid with her but i was in a bad mood and said maybe...the worst decision i had ever made...
dude!!! wtf man! you are 12!!! u cant get laid!, but then again, im 13 and if i was asked that, i would reply with a loud n healthy
fuck yeah!!

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:07 pm
by Colicedus
youngest I have heard of some one getting it on was eight, the disturbing part is that it was all done with there consent.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:07 pm
by Grayswandir
Spartan X wrote:my girlfriend asked me to get laid with her but i was in a bad mood and said maybe...the worst decision i had ever made...
No one gets it do they?
She isn't asking him to do her...she's asking him to join in with someone.
Take a look at the sentence structure, which I've helpfully bolded for you.
At least she's honest.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:22 pm
by BunnyWithStick
Spartan X wrote:my girlfriend asked me to get laid with her but i was in a bad mood and said maybe...the worst decision i had ever made...
ROFLMFAOACOCC

(Rolling On the Floor, Laughing My F**king Ass Off And Choking on Chocolate-chip Cookies)

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:55 pm
by Colicedus
invertin wrote:.....

What does that have to do with-..
What dose it have to Do with the price of fish on the Red light district I think he wants to say!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:32 am
by v-nix
Spartan X wrote:my girlfriend asked me to get laid with her but i was in a bad mood and said maybe...the worst decision i had ever made...
im surprised a ketup bottle would ever get a girlfriend to begin with

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:37 am
by Colicedus
quick, some one get me a picture of a posing babe and a bottle of Ketchup!
STAT!

Photoshop Wakyness, just in!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:41 am
by Zaphon
Colicedus wrote:quick, some one get me a picture of a posing babe and a bottle of Ketchup!
Sure, here you go.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:40 am
by nerodx
wow...congratz sparten you are now on the same gayitude as grey....the hell is wrong with you. WHEN A GIRL ASKS YOU THAT YOU SAY HELL YEAH RETARD!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:08 pm
by Grayswandir
nerodx wrote:wow...congratz sparten you are now on the same gayitude as grey....
You know you love it....especially when I do that thing with my tongue...and when I use my finger to...I mean, its a secret. :twisted:

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:51 pm
by nerodx
....wahhhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah