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Post by Cmyszka » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:35 pm

oh! nice! he's gotcha there

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Post by Ragdollmaster » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:21 pm

Here's what you do: Save all of your PC Data on a Flash Drive, Cookies, or on Floppy Disks. After that wipe your hard drive and then put the flash drive,cookie,or floppy disk back in and look everything over. If you find a program you never installed, then chuck it out and reinstall everything. Set up your PC so that you're an adminstrator and all the other accounts are regular. Create a really random password and then no one can install stuff on your account- they will need your approval first. Then tell your mom's boyfriend "FUCK YOU PSYCHOPATH!!!!!!" and laugh manically as he tries to reinstall the program.

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Post by Cmyszka » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:11 pm

dude! you almost killed me! wow rofdolyam!!

a FLOPPY DISKS!?!!?!?!?

you can't possibly fit your PC on a flash drive or floppies... that would take like... 4000 floppies to back it up.... more that that!! much more!

lets find out...

the average floppy disk : 1.44 mb
i'll be generous and say it's a 80 gb compy

8000000000 bytes to back up
% divided by %
1440000 bytes per floppy
= equals =
5556 floppy disks needed...


see what i mean? and no i'm not some math geek. i just thought that was ridiculously funny so i decided to work it out. ^_^

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Post by BunnyWithStick » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:22 pm

Ultimatum479 wrote:When you refer to someone as being an "evil" twin, it usually implies that you're "good".
Well you're the one who seems to enjoy pissing people off, so I think that logic works pretty well.

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Post by Ragdollmaster » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:32 pm

Cmyszka wrote:dude! you almost killed me! wow rofdolyam!!

a FLOPPY DISKS!?!!?!?!?

you can't possibly fit your PC on a flash drive or floppies... that would take like... 4000 floppies to back it up.... more that that!! much more!

lets find out...

the average floppy disk : 1.44 mb
i'll be generous and say it's a 80 gb compy

8000000000 bytes to back up
% divided by %
1440000 bytes per floppy
= equals =
5556 floppy disks needed...


see what i mean? and no i'm not some math geek. i just thought that was ridiculously funny so i decided to work it out. ^_^

you're being GENEROUS saying it's an 80 GB Comp? And the more expensive ( like 100$ ) flash drives hold over 20 GB... so you'd only need 4 =P And on top of this, not all 80 GB's are gonna be taken up! That would require the computer to be loaded to the brim with data. I doubt the average person even uses half of their hard drive space. Also you could just compress all your files :roll:

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Post by Ultimatum479 » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:44 pm

BunnyWithStick wrote:Well you're the one who seems to enjoy pissing people off, so I think that logic works pretty well.
I'm saying you wouldn't _agree_ with your "evil" twin if you were the "good" one; you wouldn't immediately wanna solve the problem with violence.

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Post by Cmyszka » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:51 pm

i've never seen any flash drives over 4 gig, are you sure you're not just thinking of an external hard drive?...

and I guess you have a point saying the files could be compressed :/

my compy has 80 gb... i'm sure others have more.... i just used mine as example.

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Post by Ragdollmaster » Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:02 pm

Cmyszka wrote:i've never seen any flash drives over 4 gig, are you sure you're not just thinking of an external hard drive?...

and I guess you have a point saying the files could be compressed :/

my compy has 80 gb... i'm sure others have more.... i just used mine as example.


I had to buy a 500 MB Flash Drive the other day and i saw on thing in the same section that said 20 GB... it was probably an external hard drive. My main point of argument here is the fact you can compress files into tiny tiny bits and store a lot more one one disk/hard drive/flash drive

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Post by Cmyszka » Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:04 pm

yeah, i guess it didn't factor that in D:

and.... uh... i've been bugging everyone about this... but there was no need to quote me there :/

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Post by Ragdollmaster » Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:28 pm

Cmyszka wrote:yeah, i guess it didn't factor that in D:

and.... uh... i've been bugging everyone about this... but there was no need to quote me there :/


there is ALWAYS a need to quote people... *backs up behind curtain and vanishes, everyone in rooms expressions = wtf *

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Post by Grayswandir » Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:31 am

Ragdollmaster wrote:Here's what you do: Save all of your PC Data on a Flash Drive, Cookies, or on Floppy Disks. After that wipe your hard drive and then put the flash drive,cookie,or floppy disk back in and look everything over. If you find a program you never installed, then chuck it out and reinstall everything. Set up your PC so that you're an adminstrator and all the other accounts are regular. Create a really random password and then no one can install stuff on your account- they will need your approval first. Then tell your mom's boyfriend "FUCK YOU PSYCHOPATH!!!!!!" and laugh manically as he tries to reinstall the program.
If the boyfriend is using what I think he is, he doesn't have to install anything at all...Depending on what OS he's using, it may come with its own spying software (Usually something like Windows 2000 Professional Windows 2000 Server)

Hmm...if you can figure out how (its called Google, the process is long enough that it would be a bother to write it down here), you can use Virtual PC to create a "dummy" computer.
We know a few things:
1. He's spying on your computer.
2. He can control your computer.
3. He's controlling it through the LAN by IP.

Create a Virtual PC, give it your virtual PC your current IP and assign your actual OS a new IP...when he connects to your computer it'll link him to your old IP, which will bring up your virtual PC (its basically like running another OS on the desktop of your current OS) and he'll see nothing going on...However, this may require two NICs (network interface cards) and the person spying will probably notice that nothing is happening on the screen they're watching while you're on the computer...The other problem is that VPC tends to take away from your system resources...but hey, if you're really desperate for your naked girls and night-time chatting (which it sounds like you are), then go that route...

On another note, if you aren't using XP, you can make a backup disk using just a floppy...

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Post by BunnyWithStick » Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:35 am

Ultimatum479 wrote:
BunnyWithStick wrote:Well you're the one who seems to enjoy pissing people off, so I think that logic works pretty well.
I'm saying you wouldn't _agree_ with your "evil" twin if you were the "good" one; you wouldn't immediately wanna solve the problem with violence.
Touché. :)

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Post by NickD » Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:31 pm

Its called officepoltergeist :P

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Post by nerodx » Sun Aug 26, 2007 7:52 pm

Grayswandir wrote: but hey, if you're really desperate for your naked girls and night-time chatting (which it sounds like you are), then go that route...
who here honestly isn't?

when my comp sploded all my programs i didn't want were deaded.....so was all my music liscences though...dont make the same mistake as me....we had to erase xp or something, you could try that, just make sure you get everything.

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Post by Renegade_Turner » Sun Aug 26, 2007 7:56 pm

nerodx wrote:
Grayswandir wrote: but hey, if you're really desperate for your naked girls and night-time chatting (which it sounds like you are), then go that route...
who here honestly isn't?
speek 4 urself plz. evry1 duznt aw-toe-magikly folow ur unfulfilling existence, Sir. k thx bai.
BunnyWithStick wrote:
Ultimatum479 wrote:
BunnyWithStick wrote:Well you're the one who seems to enjoy pissing people off, so I think that logic works pretty well.
I'm saying you wouldn't _agree_ with your "evil" twin if you were the "good" one; you wouldn't immediately wanna solve the problem with violence.
Touché. :)
He conceded defeat to his arch nemesis..

Hmm..

Something bad is about to happen here.

*Starts to run like hell*

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