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National Ninja Day!

Post by v-nix » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:14 am

National Ninja Day! yes, thats right, its the holy day of the ninja, on 5th of december, as you all know.

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Ninja Day! i love the idea so much i acually put capitals on the words and if any of you have noticed i dont do that often, so get your black clothes on wrap a t-shirt round your head and pretend you know ninjutsu for a day,
do it like a Ninja!

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Post by invertin » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:24 am

Roflmao this day will be awesome.

Unless the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th of December disappeared, that happens sometimes.

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Post by v-nix » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:31 am

thee who all believe in the holy day of the ninja bring in a black shirt to wear on your head like a ninja lol

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Post by nerodx » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:14 pm

ahem




NINJAS SUCK!


PIRATES RULE!!!


have fun

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Post by Cmyszka » Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:56 pm

psshh... no way. what's a pirate gonna do when he randomly finds a kunai in his pants? curse at him in his drunken slang? kick 'em with his peg-leg?

'pirates rule'.... pfftt.......

Now eat a fist full of chidori and shush.

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Post by BunnyWithStick » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:28 pm

Ninjas are masters of stealth, ninjas kill people with a single glance (Or at least make you shit your pants with a single glance.), ninjas walljump onto the tops of skyscrapers, ninjas look fracking awesome.

Pirates destroy a couple o' towns and take the bootay, pirates fight well with swords, pirates… Well, that's about it. See the difference?

Unless you're a ninja-pirate like Jack Sparrow, pirates can't do shit.

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Post by nerodx » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:40 pm

pirates also had guns and out on a boat in the middle of the ocean, a ninja wont have many places to hide. and of course he'll curse at him in his drunken slang. Pirates were partyers(i dont care if i spelled it wrong)
ninjas were preps with "morals" thats not fun.

Oh, and pirates had guns.

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Post by Cmyszka » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:14 pm

yeah.. but it took a half hour to reload... heheh... a ninja can kill in a split second with multiple suriken/kunai which can be thrown as fast as the ninja could manage....

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Post by BunnyWithStick » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:46 pm

Did I mention ninjas don't need stealth to survive? If stealth is not an option, they just decapitate the entire crew, ninja flip kick them all overboard (At the same time) and then decapitate the ship itself.

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Post by invertin » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:31 pm

PIRATES-
Good-
Guns
Booze (booze is always a plus)
Boats
Swordfighting

Bad-
Probably drunk all the time.
Cannons take a while to reload, pistols aren't that effective.
Like to betray one another.

NINJAS-
Good-
Shurikens
Stealth
Swords
Agile

Bad-
Honor the enemy (Which means less cheap shots.)
Normally fight alone.
Epic ninjitsu is countered by the fact they are light and easy to throw around.

NINJA PIRATES/PIRATE NINJAS-
NUFF SAID
NINJA PIRATES ARE EPIC

Pirate ninjas are meh.

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Post by nerodx » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:56 pm

Ninjas wear tights

this is over

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Post by Ragdollmaster » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:45 pm

No, no. It's like this.


PIRATES

Good
Okay fighters
Cannons
Ships

Bad
Ships can be so easily sunk with some explosive notes...
They are so fucking slow. One ninja could kill a whole crew before those drunk bastards could even raise a cutlass
Cannons are slow
Guns = PHAIL vs a Ninja.

Ninjas

Good
Can move so fast you can't even see them
Can kill a few hundred people in seconds
Have crazy ass ninja magic techniques that are like *sparkle sparkle* and then *flash flash* and then *Nuclear explosion*
Awesome fighters
On meth constantly
Herculean strength

Bad
Nothing


To counteract invertins 'bad' thing...

-Ninjas usually fight in groups of 3 and really skilled ones can take out armies
-Yes but by the time the pirates are a quarter of the way to the ninja to throw 'em, they have been:
A: Disintegrated
B: Long-range-raped
C: Epicly stabbed
D: Went BOOM and dismembered
E: All of the above
-The 'honor your enemy' is a sterotype. I mean c'mon. These guys will slit your throat if you are within 500 yards of the guy they are supposed to murder.

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Post by nerodx » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:04 pm

Pirates can become zombies that never die....beat that bitch

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Post by Ragdollmaster » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:55 pm

Ninjas can become demons, summon giant monsters, decimate a 10-square-mile area with one attack, and actually MAKE undying zombies, plus become them. Beat that, bitch.

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Post by Grayswandir » Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:51 pm

Well, I can summon a beached whale.
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Bitch.

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