National Ninja Day!
National Ninja Day!
National Ninja Day! yes, thats right, its the holy day of the ninja, on 5th of december, as you all know.
Ninja Day! i love the idea so much i acually put capitals on the words and if any of you have noticed i dont do that often, so get your black clothes on wrap a t-shirt round your head and pretend you know ninjutsu for a day,
do it like a Ninja!
Ninja Day! i love the idea so much i acually put capitals on the words and if any of you have noticed i dont do that often, so get your black clothes on wrap a t-shirt round your head and pretend you know ninjutsu for a day,
do it like a Ninja!
thee who all believe in the holy day of the ninja bring in a black shirt to wear on your head like a ninja lol
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- Gramps, Jr.
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Ninjas are masters of stealth, ninjas kill people with a single glance (Or at least make you shit your pants with a single glance.), ninjas walljump onto the tops of skyscrapers, ninjas look fracking awesome.
Pirates destroy a couple o' towns and take the bootay, pirates fight well with swords, pirates… Well, that's about it. See the difference?
Unless you're a ninja-pirate like Jack Sparrow, pirates can't do shit.
Pirates destroy a couple o' towns and take the bootay, pirates fight well with swords, pirates… Well, that's about it. See the difference?
Unless you're a ninja-pirate like Jack Sparrow, pirates can't do shit.
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PIRATES-
Good-
Guns
Booze (booze is always a plus)
Boats
Swordfighting
Bad-
Probably drunk all the time.
Cannons take a while to reload, pistols aren't that effective.
Like to betray one another.
NINJAS-
Good-
Shurikens
Stealth
Swords
Agile
Bad-
Honor the enemy (Which means less cheap shots.)
Normally fight alone.
Epic ninjitsu is countered by the fact they are light and easy to throw around.
NINJA PIRATES/PIRATE NINJAS-
NUFF SAID
NINJA PIRATES ARE EPIC
Pirate ninjas are meh.
Good-
Guns
Booze (booze is always a plus)
Boats
Swordfighting
Bad-
Probably drunk all the time.
Cannons take a while to reload, pistols aren't that effective.
Like to betray one another.
NINJAS-
Good-
Shurikens
Stealth
Swords
Agile
Bad-
Honor the enemy (Which means less cheap shots.)
Normally fight alone.
Epic ninjitsu is countered by the fact they are light and easy to throw around.
NINJA PIRATES/PIRATE NINJAS-
NUFF SAID
NINJA PIRATES ARE EPIC
Pirate ninjas are meh.
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No, no. It's like this.
PIRATES
Good
Okay fighters
Cannons
Ships
Bad
Ships can be so easily sunk with some explosive notes...
They are so fucking slow. One ninja could kill a whole crew before those drunk bastards could even raise a cutlass
Cannons are slow
Guns = PHAIL vs a Ninja.
Ninjas
Good
Can move so fast you can't even see them
Can kill a few hundred people in seconds
Have crazy ass ninja magic techniques that are like *sparkle sparkle* and then *flash flash* and then *Nuclear explosion*
Awesome fighters
On meth constantly
Herculean strength
Bad
Nothing
To counteract invertins 'bad' thing...
-Ninjas usually fight in groups of 3 and really skilled ones can take out armies
-Yes but by the time the pirates are a quarter of the way to the ninja to throw 'em, they have been:
A: Disintegrated
B: Long-range-raped
C: Epicly stabbed
D: Went BOOM and dismembered
E: All of the above
-The 'honor your enemy' is a sterotype. I mean c'mon. These guys will slit your throat if you are within 500 yards of the guy they are supposed to murder.
PIRATES
Good
Okay fighters
Cannons
Ships
Bad
Ships can be so easily sunk with some explosive notes...
They are so fucking slow. One ninja could kill a whole crew before those drunk bastards could even raise a cutlass
Cannons are slow
Guns = PHAIL vs a Ninja.
Ninjas
Good
Can move so fast you can't even see them
Can kill a few hundred people in seconds
Have crazy ass ninja magic techniques that are like *sparkle sparkle* and then *flash flash* and then *Nuclear explosion*
Awesome fighters
On meth constantly
Herculean strength
Bad
Nothing
To counteract invertins 'bad' thing...
-Ninjas usually fight in groups of 3 and really skilled ones can take out armies
-Yes but by the time the pirates are a quarter of the way to the ninja to throw 'em, they have been:
A: Disintegrated
B: Long-range-raped
C: Epicly stabbed
D: Went BOOM and dismembered
E: All of the above
-The 'honor your enemy' is a sterotype. I mean c'mon. These guys will slit your throat if you are within 500 yards of the guy they are supposed to murder.
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