a place to complain about the worst movies you've ever seen

Jendraz · Post by **Jendraz** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:39 pm

Totally agree with RT. Loved the experience.

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:25 pm

Too bad what happens to the camera guys love interest...

Jendraz · Post by **Jendraz** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:07 am

Grayswandir wrote:Too bad what happens to the camera guys love interest...

Was so cool

Makrond · Post by **Makrond** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:43 am

The Happening. And I haven't even seen it yet.

No, seriously, after Sixth Sense (which IMO wasn't really that great either) M. Night Shyamalan just stopped trying. The trailers and promo stuff I've seen for it shows me the flimsiest, most retarded plot for a 'horror' movie I've ever seen.

"We lost contact."
"With who?"
*Yells in sync with the guy on-screen* "Everyone!"

Seriously, I could have written that. I'm sure there's some bizarre and 'compelling' plot twist that would make the whole movie worthwile, but I'm loath to sit through an hour of cheesy, flimsy plot and dialogue just to get to the last little bit.

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:05 am

Then don't watch horror films.

Grayswandir wrote:Too bad what happens to the camera guys love interest...

Yeah man, that was harsh enough alright. Like she'd just started liking him and then ouch. He could have gotten some later if that hadn't happened. lol

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:05 am

dude
the plot looks pretty pathetic too
i'd only watch it to see what was controlling them all...

nerodx · Post by **nerodx** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:22 pm

Hm, i actually kinda wanted to see that. I do agree that M. Night just got worse after the Sixth Sense.
My guess was it's a virus or something like that.

Oh, and gayest name ftw. The Happening? You can do better than that.

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:22 pm

Haha, you guys are already complaining about the movie when you haven't even seen it yet? Pfft...Well, it is the internet.

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:01 pm

well...we have hard evidence that it will suck
lol

zip · Post by **zip** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:24 pm

Count Roland wrote:The movie of Eragon sucked, the only similarity between it and the book were the names, when it was done I was wondering wether quentin terrantino had made it.

Let's be fair.. the book Eragon sucked too.

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:46 am

Blorx wrote:well...we have hard evidence that it will suck
lol

Mmm...right, right...yeah...

wormguy · Post by **wormguy** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:54 am

zip wrote:
Count Roland wrote:The movie of Eragon sucked, the only similarity between it and the book were the names, when it was done I was wondering wether quentin terrantino had made it.
Let's be fair.. the book Eragon sucked too.

True that. Go read Ursula K. LeGuin's EarthSea series and you'll realize that Cristopher Paolini stole every idea he had from her.

Also, DO NOT insult Quentin Tarantino in my presence.

Count Roland · Post by **Count Roland** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:18 pm

I've read earth sea, and I personally liked a few of the quentin terantino movies but the whole grindhouse thing ruined everything for me.

wormguy · Post by **wormguy** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:39 am

Grindhouse was awesome.

Makrond · Post by **Makrond** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:16 am

Grayswandir wrote:Haha, you guys are already complaining about the movie when you haven't even seen it yet? Pfft...Well, it is the internet.

Tru dat.

Where did I steal that from? Oh well...