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embarrassing moments? I don't have many of those, but I suppose it would have to be about the third time I messed up my lugaru file without backing up the registration code, and jeff gave me a quote on what I had said the last time I did that.

mine would be when i was in second grade, at the end of the year i brought all the teeth that i had lost since the beginning of the year (I didn't buy into the tooth fairy crap) and thought it would be funny to put them all back in my mouth. We went to lunch after a bit and i forgot i had the extra teeth in there. We had pizza for lunch and most of my teeth got stuck in the first bite, which i promptly swallowed. I was in the emergency room for a couple hours before they did an x-ray, and then they prescribed me a laxative.

David wrote:That reminds me of the time I crashed my girlfriend's Lamborghini. Her Japanese relatives flipped out and started sending deadly Yakuza assassins. I kept taking them out with whatever silverware was nearby, but finally I ran out of forks and knives and had to fend off wave after wave of ninjas with only my shoelaces.

Allthough that sound prity PWN in the way of sarcasime. Im not kidding.
I actualy hoped Grey wouldent bring that up, that was fucking embaracing.

by the way Dude man, that is prity funny...
How could you forget though?

Chainsaw man wrote:I actualy hoped Grey wouldent bring that up, that was fucking embaracing.

Bite off the nipple!!!! Thats right!!!! NOW CHEW ON IT!!!! YEAH!!! SWALLOW!!! SWALLOW IT!!!! Man, I can't believe you did that!!! Now, you have to get the other one so its even.

*keybord pants head*
Grey... Shut up

David wrote:That reminds me of the time I crashed my girlfriend's Lamborghini. Her Japanese relatives flipped out and started sending deadly Yakuza assassins. I kept taking them out with whatever silverware was nearby, but finally I ran out of forks and knives and had to fend off wave after wave of ninjas with only my shoelaces.

I like icy satire.

My most embarrassing moments are when I'm talking about someone and don't realise they're behind me or they suddenly walk up...or any time I've made a "you're mother" joke and it turns out their mother is dead. lol

There's other embarrassing moments but for someone reason I can't recollect them at this moment in time.

There was a time after my sis's wedding when we all went out into town and were drinking and then we got a taxi back home and my sister texted me to ask if I got home okay and I texted back saying something like "Yeah, got home fine. Talk to you tomorrow. Love you, sis." and then the next morning her husband was like "Andy, do you remember the text you sent to your sister last night?" and he started laughing. It was pretty funny afterwards but at the time it was pretty embarrassing because I was thinking "Shit I must have sounded like such a dork."

Oh god..

Erm..

Alright. Ages ago I was at this family disco thing. HUGE family disco thing. I have so many cousins...

AND ALL OF THEM ARE ENGLISH.

I think if I trace my entire family back far enough I'm related to EVERYONE in england.

Anyway- I had coke, since I was like.. 7 or something like that. I took a sip and noticed it tasted strange.. It was only after another sip when someone pointed out it wasn't mine- I'd been drinking Vodka and Coke, I splurted it all over the place in a desperate attempt to avoid stupidity.

THAT WORKED XD

Chainsaw man wrote:*keybord pants head*
Grey... Shut up

Nipple soup, spiced nipple dip, nipples with stuffed chicken breast and a nice cream of mushroom soup, nipple ice cream, kentuky fried nipple, nipple fried steak.

Grey, Fuck up!

Chainsaw man wrote:

Grey, Fuck up!

McNipple Sandwich.

Lets see, embarassing moments...I'll have to think of one.

Grayswandir wrote:

Chainsaw man wrote:

Grey, Fuck up!

McNipple Sandwich.

Lets see, embarassing moments...I'll have to think of one.

I'm guessing it'll be something like "the axe missed the child and hit the granny instead. I still got lunch though."

Nah jk.

...

If it is I'll be both scared and humored.

New embaracing moment...
Well, this quote of mine from the Spiderwebsoftware forums will tell it all.
This is 100 % true, I am not pulling your leg.

Ok... I feel uncomfortable asking but my couriosity has just made me gotta ask, so I will be as frank and mature about it as I can.

Is Anama a play on the word Enema?
Do Enemas have something to do with the secritisem of the anama church?

If you are wondering how the **** this idea even crossed my mind, the reason being is this:
My Grandmother is a very religous person, a 7th day Adventist to be exact, and she follows the bible to the word, anyone who dose not is a sinner in her eyes.

How ever, in her old age she has gotten slightly into alternative medicen, being an exnurse and all.
One day, just after serving breakfast she anounced at the breakfast table "I just had an Enema and I feel wonderful"
Other Adventists insist that my grandmother is just crazy, but Im not sure Im convinced. Is the Anama church a means of making fun of adventists?

Anyone interested in what an Enema is, wiki it.
*disturbed shiver*

cant be bothered, what is it

zoidberg rules wrote:cant be bothered, what is it

QFT

Wikipedia wrote:An enema (plural enemata or enemas) is the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. Enemas can be carried out for medical reasons (as a treatment for constipation) as a remedy for encopresis, as part of alternative health therapies, and also for erotic purposes, particularly as part of BDSM activities. In earlier times, they were often known as clysters, and were probably used more frequently than at present.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema