Girl troubles

[Blorx]

i have trouble with this girl right, i've been hinting for ages and she just doesn't seem to realise

maybe i should just kill her and eat her heart then i'd have it for ever, or at least an hour or so...

stop hinting and ignore her for a day or two and see what she says
or if you wanna do it the [annoyingvoice]"safe way"[/annoyingvoice] then just steer the conversation in that direction somehow and see if she says anything

[Grayswandir]

If she's interested in someone else, kill them and then act as her support for her grief. If she still isn't interested in you, then start killing anyone in close relation to her so she only looks at you...Yes, that would work...
MWAHAHA...HAHA...ha...ha!
...
Mommy I miss you.

Seriously, just go right out and tell her that you're interested and if she'd like to go out to a movie or meet for coffee.

[Blorx]

if i remember, zoidberg is like...14 or 15...sitting down to coffee isn't something most people this age do
haha
movie - better
=D

[Glabbit]

if i remember, zoidberg is like...14 or 15...sitting down to coffee isn't something most people this age do
haha
movie - better
=D

Lofl'd

[zoidberg rules]

yeah and i hate coffee, so NO WAY [random comment]and i dont like coconut[/random comment]

[Chainsaw man]

yeah and i hate coffee, so NO WAY [random comment]and i dont like coconut[/random comment]

I DO NOT KNOW YOU
/Ignored

[zoidberg rules]

neither do i, or do i not know you????

[Chainsaw man]

What im getting at is HOW the F*ck can some one hate Coffee and Coconuts?

[Glabbit]

Coconuts = <3

Coffee I do not like, though.

[Blorx]

Coconuts = <3

Coffee I do not like, though.

what kind of coconuts we talking?
and how can you not love [the] hot coffee [mod]?
hehe

[Chainsaw man]

You guys are from ameraca Right?
If so I might be able to understand what your interpitation of coffee is EG: Bitter, dreggy, lolly water. That makes me Sick, I feel so sad that most people think this is good food!
There is so much more tastyer food. have you had Coffee made by a proper Baristor?
have you ever had the Top cream or the cats meow of produce?
I thought humans here in the US ate better food! I thought Humans were meant to live for so much More!

[Grayswandir]

Thats what sugar and creamer are for.

[Chainsaw man]

I hate Sugar in my Coffee, and Creemer tastes like a Nurotoxin from a Black Head crab...
I prefur my coffee like it should be, Flat white, Lattai, The Devine stuff. While on the road from Origon to Missury (The most uncomfotable journy ever) All there ever was was Perculated coffee, Perced coffee is like drinking Fecal mater.

[dralthiace]

Everyone deserves to be with someone who loves them. If you don't love her, then give her a chance to find someone who does.

[Glabbit]

These are wise words.
Pity there are many people unaware of them.