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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:31 am
by Baradine
I'm afraid this list is incomplete.
But I only have one for ya.
Why did God rest on the seventh day? It was too hard being Chuck Norris' slave.
They're old, and they're ridiculous, yes, but a fine wine only ripens with age.
Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:58 pm
by Grayswandir
Even wine spoils over time.
Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 8:31 am
by Renegade_Turner
Especially when the bottle's already been opened, half of it's been drunk, and then everyone's pissed in it.
I can't think of any better analogy.
Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:51 pm
by sriven
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the lamp, the lamp turns him on.
Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:15 pm
by Freshbite
Weird shit.
Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:03 am
by kehaar
Chuck Norris is a right-wing twat who's proud of his own ignorance and wishes others to be likewise, and who has choreographed some of the slowest, most boring martial arts fights in film history.
'k, now I feel better.
Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:53 am
by Renegade_Turner
Thank you, kehaar.
Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:47 pm
by Riparian
Speaking of search functions... I used it and could not find my Favorites...
Sorry Skomakar'n...
"Chuck Norris changes the position of the Sun, by hand... depending on which country he's in so that he can always order from the McDonald's breakfast menu."
"last night Chuck Norris walked through downtown New York with an erection......
....
THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS!"
"When Chuck Norris was a teenager, he once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in Tuscany. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in NFL history. "