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I'd buy it.
I'd get other people to buy it.
I'd cherish it.

...I dunno if I'd ever get round to reading it, though.

man, If I ever tryed writing something this awsome, it would likely tun into a Hentai about Time Travilers, Aliens, and creatures from the deep...

Hmmm... Do you mind If I try to do something like this ASWELL?

Erm.. As long as you stay away from the hentai and the creepy fetishes please.

Anyone who's anyone now listens to me.

OBEY

So of course by now you've either seen the Nightmare Dream topic or are about to.

OBEY

Just mentioning it.

...Obey...

Aw damn. No time for ramble ramble nonsense. Sorry. Later.

invertin wrote:Erm.. As long as you stay away from the hentai and the creepy fetishes please.

Ok... Do you have anything to say on Disorganized Schizohreniac Like this Quote from a Phycoligy book (Essentials of Psychology, Exploration and Application by Dennis Coon)

Interveiw: Dr: I am Dr _ . I would like to know something more about you
Edna: You have a nasty mind, Lord!! Lord! Cat's in a cradle.
Dr: Tell me how do you feel?
Edna: London's bell is a long long dock, hee! hee! (uncontrolable manical laughter)
Dr: Do you know where you are now?
Edna: D_n! S_t on you all who rip into my internals! The grudgerometer will take care of you all!! (Shouting) I am the Queen, see my magic, I shall turn you into smidgelings forever!
Dr: Your husband is conserned about you. Do you know his name?
Edna: (Stands, walks and faces a wall) Who am I, Who are we, who are you, who are they (turns) I...I...I...I... (makes Grotesque faces)

Edna was Placed in the womans ward where she proseded to masterbaite. She always sat in a chosen spot in a chosen way., with her feet proped under her. She would ocasonaly scream out obsenitys. At other times she would giggle to herself.She was know to attack other patirnts. She began to complain that her uterus was attached to a "pipeline to the Kremlin" and that she was being "Infernally Invaded by Communism"

It was funny when I read it...

no no no, it's like this:

At the dawn of time, there were anthropoid donkeys. Over time other species arose from the mire, but donkeys were the true race. Then, the human appeared. In mans infinitely small wisdom, he broke the back of the donkey causing them to become quadrupeds. The humans were now the dominant anthropoids of the earth. in the time after humans created war, and weapons, and began to destroy each other. humanity fell into extinction because of an animal rebellion. the animals were tired of being forced to work and slave for the humans, and saw the futility of the humans actions. years later, the world reverted back to its Pangaean state, and the animals named the new super continent Lugaru. The quadrupedal animals began to revert back to their anthropoid shape. after years of abuse by the humans they had been forced to assume primitive shapes, but now they could roam on two legs again. Rabbits still bred at a exponential rate, and when the rabbits learned that they could efficiently kill wolves, they had no control factor. This resulted in the Overgrowth Period. A time when all species began to breed quickly and without control, resulting in Overgrowth. The rest as we say, IS NOT history, it has yet to be written! (Good Luck Wolfire!)

Well written...

Thanks yours was good too, so i just had to give this a try.

oh, and chainsaw man, GO CHECK THE SHOP, YOU WILL LIKE WHAT YOU FIND THERE!

Ramble I must and ramble i will:

SO whats the deal with all these desert planets? I mean there's just so many out there, and all of them have the same problem; water! and on top of that a few have nasty sand people, Tuscan raiders, or Jawas that kidnap wandering robots... OR there are gigantic sand worms that protect Melange fields, gotta watch out for the drum sand, and when you feel the ground shake, the worst thing you can do is run for it! if we could get a few more fertile oasis planets out there, the universe would be a wetter place. I for one am tired of all these sandy planets, i mean you can't go to one for even a few hours and not get sand inn your shoes... AND on most of them, you can't move around in the daytime, unless you want a serious sunburn. I mean we need some 2000 sunscreen out there! and those damned worms! you can't even take a piss without them coming to say "HI"! and those big tractors that they eat all the time while we are trying to get at that melange? that must be a small fortune in itself... Like i said, we need some water in the universe, like right now! And with everybody breeding like rabbits, we need a place to go for summer vacation! they have a plan over on Arakis; they're gonna dump about ten quadrillion deciliters of water onto the surface of the planet! good luck with that guys, sounds like a long term goal to me, and it just might save your great great great great great grandchildren from having to die of dehydration! What about Tatooine? how do you guys get water all the way out there? and the Huts! the Huts must have you guys working on their slave ships and dancing for them while they drool! Shit, life must be hard on those dessert planets... almost as bad as life here on earth is! I mean, i wouldn't want to hide from the sun, and sand worms all day. and i damn sure wouldn't want to be a slave to some fat, green worm that has trouble moving around, but life on earth aint so hot either! i mean, one of our favorite pass-times here is blowing each other up! another is blowing holes in others, or using knives to make oddly shaped holes in people! God! We're some messed up people here on earth! at least on Arakis they have order, maybe a few assassins, but not many open wars! and on Tatooine, all you have to watch out for besides the Huts are those Stormtroopers! And whats up with them anyway? you think that plastic is gonna save you from the death-ray coming at you? i mean seriously: "Whats up plastic boys?" is probably a big insult to them! But you gotta admit, they dress kinda funny... And Arakeans! whats up with those Stilsuits? i mean i see how you would need the extra water on Arakis, but wearing them all the time? i mean come on, thats gotta be uncomfortable, and it HAS to smell! But those people might dress weird, and might be a little strange looking what with the blue-in-blue eyes and all, but they are usually peaceful. sometimes there is some behind the scenes fighting to keep the systems in check, but its better than the open ended violence system we have here! Sure we have the behind the scenes violence as well, but up front we kill each other, and commit acts of genocide! cause if you think about it, thats all killing large numbers of people is; genocide! We are all the same people, humans, and we all came into being around the same time. Therefore arbitrarily exterminating huge numbers of people is like destroying parts of yourself! And anyway, Whats up with all these dessert planets?

Goats.
Goats.
Goats.

Goats, as we have already determined, are evil.

Cows are evil because they think it's fun and want all their milk back.

Goats are evil because they are.

If you can find a single goat on earth that isn't evil, he's either a really good liar, or he's a sheep in disguise. Of course goats radiate evil energy, so that's not going to work on them.

There are four kinds of energy related to alignment. Good energy, evil energy, anti-good energy, and anti-evil energy. Anti-good/evil energy just pushes the respective energy out of the way.

Sheep are filled with good energy, and their wool is filled with anti-evil energy.

Popcorn is filled with anti-evil energy.

We've worked this all out before.

Goats have a strange power. Instead of seeing matter, they see energy. The reason they don't run into that tree is because it still has traces of life energy, the reason they can tell a Goat from a Sheep in disguise is because of the Good and Evil energies. The reason they love popcorn and instantly know where it is at all times is because anti-evil energy is very shiny.

However. Scientists, as we know, tried to clone a human using a cow cell to make a cowman. This seems okay, especially since human cloning was banned before it could be done.

HOWEVER- THEY DID SOME TESTS BEFORE HUMAN CLONING WAS BANNED

As we speak, there is a single person, somewhere in the world with a barcode on the back of his head and goat genes in his blood. Maybe he's a killer clone assasin like 47, maybe he's a regular child and will realize his powers later on in his life, or maybe..

MAYBE HE'S NEXT DOOR RIGHT NOW.

>.>

<.<

Currently there is a Goatman, a Sheepman, and a Potatoman (don't ask) and these three children were sent to an orphanage in a confusing mix up after human cloning was banned. Nobody knows which orphanage, in which country, nobody knows if their Goat, Sheep or Potatoey Genes do anything, and nobody knows what could happen any of them realizes what they are. The Sheepman might not realize sheep are good, or he might know about it and join with them against the goats. The goatman might not realize Goats are evil... Or he might already know.

The Potatoman probably won't care either way, but it's cool to know there is a half-potato half-person out there anyway.

You may be wondering- Why reveal such a big secret on an internet forum?

It's part of a test... Have goats had an unnatural attraction to any people here? Or visa versa? The goats would see the evil energy from his goatiness, and the goatman might unconciously sense it.

We already know the location of the Potatoman, and the Sheepman is the last of our concerns.

Oh crap did I just say "we"?

...I never said that. There is only me. No secret organisation here. These are not the droids you are looking for, nope.

*shifty eyes*

EDIT: This doesn't apply if you have a furry fetish to goats. ¬.¬

Are you SUUUURE?

Because I won't help you when he snaps your neck by looking at you funny.

Evil can do that.

Potatoman?
I actually know such a guy.
His name is Spudd.
Although he prefers to call himself Lewi lately...

nice...

No, really! He's a swell guy.
Bit strange at times, but that's only good.
Very english man. And a semi-rockstar.
He also has a ridiculously epic hairstyle, which proves he's the potatoman, 'cause only he could wear his hair such.
Also one of the original founders of the clan CEBT, which I'm now currently the leader of, but there's not much left of us...

...well.

Don't say you like chips or crisps when you're near him.
Ever.