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Invertin, I think you have forgoten about the Phycic antalope of Russa, and there conection Between soviet union, and Yuri.

Yes... Yuri, one of the first NATURAL creations from crossbreeding between antalope and human, the bizzar thing was that both the Antalope and the person that were involved were both female.
Yuri was an evil genuos that wanted to take over the world by mind control device.

There are loads of things that govern the mind. Other than the brain, of course.

Fear, Anger, Happiness...

Energies. Heat, Light, Awesome...

And colors.

The two most important colors I will ever hear.

Green. Orange.



Green is the color of happiness and nature, Orange is the color of excitement and fire.

Every person has atleast two sides to them, and both can be summed up by a color.

Mine? Green Orange, obviously. Green representing how happy and I am and how every animal I've ever met somehow loves me instantly (it's weird..). Similarily, Orange shows how I'm always moving around, unable to sit still for long periods of time.

And also my Pyromania.

As a little example.. Um.. Turner.

Cyan and Red. Cyan being the side that looks for justice and the right thing, rather than just what he wants. Red being his violent side. The part that we see alot. Killing is one thing, but he damn near wiped out a species, even killing mothers and children in his rampage. Not a very nice side.

Many will ask. And I will tell. What colors does Naga have?

Naga the 2nd is orange and red. Overly excited all the time, and since he represents destruction, death is an obvious choice. Naga the third is blue and cyan. Cyan since he purposely created a natural balance in nature to ensure that no species could "win". And Blue because he loves knowledge, learning, teaching, everything like that. Naga the 3rd was the first human, and is generally considered to be black since he turned out to be evil and the human brain was remade to be nicer, we still have traces of the "3rd" gene, so.. Yeah..

Naga the first? Honestly, I have no idea. He's so mysterious no-one even knows what he looks like. For all w- I know, he's a smily face on fire. That would be quite awesome.. Anyway because of this, most people consider him pure white.

Red- Violence/Bloodlust
Purple- Depressing/Emo
Blue- Knowledge/Water
Cyan- Justice/Light
Green- Happiness/Nature
Yellow- Caring about self or self's possesions
Orange- Excited/Fire
Black- Evil/Darkness
White- Unknown

At first, this may seem like a totally normal ramble. It makes sense.

Then I started talking about Naga again. Damnit.. :\

Hmm... you REALLY need to make a book.

im putting all these together, its currently a couple pages long.

By the way, is NAGA a sea snake with a humans upper body?
HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING DOMINIONS WITHOUT ME INVERTIN?

Naga's mysterious.

I'm pretty sure if any human being saw him they'd explode from the sheer awesome force of his awesomeness.

Naga the 1st is the most awesome.

I'd ramble, but I need a topic to ramble about.

um.

...

Nope. Can't think of anything.

how about the power of panda hides in fighting against the goats before the final hour?

how about the irony in making Overgrowth, after Lugaru. Cause we already played through a large part of the island, and we saw no human stuff. now we will be playing through the same island, but now it somehow has the overgrown remains of human cities on it. whats up with that? (joking, the game will be great)

I can name 1 "Ruine" in the game.
Hmm... I just had an idea...

Ramble topic suggestion # 0.5:
Relevance of green oranges to Naga's moose garden.

MOOSE

MOOSE

GOOSE.

Geese?

Gooses is geese, so why isn't mooses meese? I guess it sounds too much like mice. But then why aren't mice something else?

Like.. I dunno, Mase?

That sounds too much like Mace...

...

What is the plural for Mace!?

HOLY CRAP. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE REAL MACES IS.
*google*

Mices?

After checking the plural for mace is maces.

And mice is a plural. ^.^;

Plural... Is the plural for plural plurals?
*MOAR GOOGLE*
Yes it is.

Plurals are weird. Several mouse are mice.

...Is rice rices?

What about soup? It has "ou". Should that be sipe? Sipe is a strange word to say.

Erm. Louse does become lice..

Moose is mooses. Goose is geese... Dnas isn't a word...

DNAS

Cheese. Cheeses.

Enough of that. You want rambling of a different sort!

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Still can't think of anything. Maybe I'll just go through the four Nagas again. Yeah.

Naga the first was so awesome, that when he was created, everything in the universe suddenly existed. That's how awesome he is. So awesome, that at the end of the universe, he'll go back in time and take his own place. Meaning this Naga has existed for INFINITY YEARS.

AAAAAAHHHHH BRAINFART

Naga and Nagas are completely unrelated and just a random coincidence.

That or Naga the third just thought snake-people were really cool.

Anyway- After Naga the 1st spontaiously created existance itself, he decided he needed something to do. So he started blowing up stuff. But then, he needed someone else to blow up stuff even more. So he made Naga the 2nd.

Naga the 2nd symbolises destruction, and is awesome in the sense that he's covered in skulls, demonic symbols and blood, that kind of thing. The first thing he did was get a really big gun out of thin air and blow the crap into a random planet. Things got very hot, then the planet was a sun. Horray. Okay, so Naga the 1st decided something needs to see this epicness that is the sun, so he made Naga the 3rd.

Naga the 3rd is awesome in the sense that he has wings, a tail and an epic trenchcoat of awesome. Also he's blue. Dunno why.

Naga the 3rd decided that if they could create gods, why not create people who aren't gods, that way they can be awesome by what they do rather than the fact that they can make suns by looking at a planet really hard.

Also Naga the 2nd made a couple hundred thousand million bagillion suns while they were talking.

Naga the 1st agreed, so Naga the 3rd made some animals. After making a blue whale, he decided to ask the others for some ideas. Naga the 2nd wasn't very creative, and made him make loads of boring animals like dogs and mice and things. Naga the 3rd said "Why not make something more interesting?"

Naga the 2nd thought about it, then grabbed Naga the 3rd's epic life-making staff and made a bunch of dragons.

Naga the 3rd made some lizard things that were similar to the dragon, but much smaller and less firey. Then he carried on with his aquatic stuff. Some fish decided "Hey Naga the 3rd! F**K YOU!" and turned into other lizards and walked on land. The lizards went- "No fair!" and turned into dinosaurs. Evolution happens.

Anyway Naga the 1st is hit by a spark of inspiration and tells Naga the 3rd to make mammals. So he did. Then Naga the 2nd killed off the dragons because he was bored. Naga the 3rd decided he liked the dragons and made flying lizards like those ptery-things. Then those grew feathers for some reason and turned into birds.

Anyway Naga the 1st vaguely remembered something like the monkeys, so he decided to pump a bunch of them full of awesome to see what would happen. The monkeys invented kung-fu the next day.

Naga the 1st continued with his awesome experiments, but the already quite awesome monkeys were easiest to mess with. So eventually the awesome combined in the brain to make a smart monkey. Now the monkeys could walk on two legs and use tools. Then later, build things, then hunt in groups, then communicate through language, etc.

Those monkeys were pretty damn awesome at the time. Even the dinosaurs were jealous.

Then of course Naga the 2nd wiped out the dinosaurs.

A bunch of the monkeys decided the hair was itchy, and cut it off, then used it to make clothes. Then they evolved from their baldness into humans. The humans didn't grow very much hair anymore. But the clothes made it better.

You probably know the rest from history lessons. If not-

Cavemen hunt mammoths, ice age ends, cavemen have to farm, cavemen get even smarter, cavement invent metal tools, men start fighting over random things, religion happens, religion causes a war, men get smarter again and try to ignore religion, men invent guns, guns cause more wars, slave-trade, WW1, WW2, WW3 (IT HAPPENED I TELLS YAH), more smarter, launch a rocket at the moon, present day.

...I missed out alot of important stuff...

I recently saw a very dramatic and inspiring video based around a fictional speech by the Emperor of Warhammer 40K (a canon speech, but still fictional)

So I decided to make a random awesome speech.

..

But I'm not good at speeches.

So instead I'll have to kill you all just end this post here. While you're sleeping.

invertin wrote:So instead I'll have to kill you all just end this post here. While you're sleeping.

Thats not creepy or anything...