The "Have u ever" game

[invertin]

Not during an exam, but alot of times I just stop for like, a second and instantly forget the conversation.

Worse, since I think far too much I've probably actually planned the conversation out in advance. Then I forget the WHOLE PLAN!

Has anyone ever heard their own voice played back to them? If so, what was it like for you?

[Lotus Wolf]

yes, i've tried recording my singing + my guitar playing, and i think my voice sucks, but everyone keeps saying its fine, and that i should keep trying, maybe, maybe not?

have you ever cut about a quarter inch off the end of your finger? (i just did, yesterday, and it makes typing a pain in the... fingertip...)

[Starrz]

No, but once, i was chewing on my nail, and i accidently ripped the whole thing off. Like top and all. It was very painful.

Don't chew your nails, folks!

Have you ever acidentally hit a girl? On purpose?

[BunnyWithStick]

About Madagascar, that movie proves that if you have a talking lemur who sings a somewhat mediocre song in a ridiculous accent, the song becomes awesome.

What? I really do prefer his version.

In other news, I don't ever chew my fingernails idly or out of nervousness. Instead, I idly chew my left thumb. Really. It's got calluses all around it from doing that over the years.

[Jimmy Jazz]

Lotus Wolf wrote: have you ever cut about a quarter inch off the end of your finger? (i just did, yesterday, and it makes typing a pain in the... fingertip...)

no but half of my pinkie toe-nail fell off because i was picking at it.

starrz wrote: Don't chew your nails, folks!

i totally agree and i don't pick at them ether.



have you ever smashed your face into a pie?

[Count Roland]

HAHAH yeahhhh that was fun it was a huge pumpkin pie with tons of whipped cream so on a dare I walked over to the table it was on and slammed my face into it (the pie) with my mouth open, it was awesome.
have you ever kissed a pig?

[NinjaRabbits]

no , but I once saw a Pastor kiss a pig's rump.Recently.

[rebel28]

have you ever flown a car

[Renegade_Turner]

Don't chew your nails, folks!

i totally agree and i don't pick at them ether.

Screw that, I chew mine all the time.

[BunnyWithStick]

Yes. A simulated version of a real one, in X-Plane.

Have you ever berated someone about grammar and/or spelling for over five minutes?

[Count Roland]

yes and no, my friend asked me to peer edit his paper, so I complained about everything he did in it for about 18 minutes and than spray painted it.

[Chainsaw man]

has anyone ever slipped on a ham and mayonase sanwidge?

[zoidberg rules]

no, but i once just randomly exploded, spraying everybody else in the room with ham and mayonnaise...it hurt...

have you ever realised you have have such a short attention span that you, ooh lookie lookie a banana!!!!

[Chainsaw man]

I Know for a fact My atention span is short.
Its part of why I screwed up at school.

Has anyone ever been wanking, and the chick you like suddenly waled though the door for some reason, unknowen to you?

[Blorx]

nope. that's what a lock's for

have you ever wondered why perfectly straight guys sometimes have gay tendencies?