The "Have u ever" game

[Lotus Wolf]

have you ever jumped out of a speedboat going 90 on the water? (Hurts like nothing else)

[Chainsaw man]

I have eaten mince and cheese pie. It is very nice.

Have you ever played Dwarf Fortress? You should.

Boy would I kill for a Mince and Cheese pie again... To think that in 3-4 weeks Ill be eating new Zealand out of there steak and Cheese pie supplys. These Ameracans dont know what they are doing with there atempts a Microwavable Pot pies. There is something nit right about it... oh heck, theres nothing right most food nower days in general, I blame greedy capatalists*.

(Note: I blame GREEDY capatalists, Im sure 99.9999 give the rest a bad name i say with toung and cheek)

[Lotus Wolf]

nice... since no one will answer my question i'll put another:

Have you ever stood in the same place without moving at all for more than an hour?

[Count Roland]

yes
have you ever smashed a chair over someone's head?

[Lotus Wolf]

by accident yes. (actually i just knocked them out, the chair didn't break)

Have you ever rolled over a car that was about to hit you?

[Chainsaw man]

managed to, but had a lucky mirrical of just a broken arm and rib.
Has anyone ever had a Dream? one that is so close, yet your unsure wether to pluck it from the tree of dreams, your afrade of the quest will be over, your fate secure, and no escape? Maybe it was not your dream... your unsure of yourself, you give yourself some time before to grasp the fruits of yopur labor and hard work... but your too afrade to grasp it, you beging to blame youself... an unberable thing, you see everyone else with there dreams, but you... all you have is guilt?

(Please, keep it to a Yes or a No)

[Grayswandir]

Has anyone ever had a Dream?

Yes.

one that is so close, yet your unsure wether to pluck it from the tree of dreams, your afrade of the quest will be over, your fate secure, and no escape?

That's deep man, real deep.

Maybe it was not your dream... your unsure of yourself, you give yourself some time before to grasp the fruits of yopur labor and hard work

...And philosophical, like real, down to earth philosophical, yeah.

... but your too afrade to grasp it, you beging to blame youself... an unberable thing, you see everyone else with there dreams, but you... all you have is guilt?

Don't worry they can probably sew her nipple back on, did you put it on ice?

Have you ever left your car keys in the ignition and then realized it half-way to closing the car door only to slam your fingers in the door (thus locking your fingers in the door frame), trying to grab the keys?

[BunnyWithStick]

Oh, wait, the keys! *SLAM*

Oh… Wait, the door…

[Chainsaw man]

Have you ever left your car keys in the ignition and then realized it half-way to closing the car door only to slam your fingers in the door (thus locking your fingers in the door frame), trying to grab the keys?

No I have not, And I am glad I havent...

[Glabbit]

Oh, wait, the keys! *SLAM*

Oh… Wait, the door…

"Oh, wait, my fingers"?

[Starrz]

Oh, wait, the keys! *SLAM*

Oh… Wait, the door…

"Oh, wait, my fingers"?

Yes. I ate them.

I wish i wasn't so hungry i ate Glabbit's fingers (lets keep the game going )

[BunnyWithStick]

Oh, wait, the keys! *SLAM*

Oh… Wait, the door…

"Oh, wait, my fingers"?

That is nowhere near as awesome as what I said. You fail.

[Lotus Wolf]

Has anyone ever had a Dream? one that is so close, yet your unsure wether to pluck it from the tree of dreams, your afrade of the quest will be over, your fate secure, and no escape? Maybe it was not your dream... your unsure of yourself, you give yourself some time before to grasp the fruits of yopur labor and hard work... but your too afrade to grasp it, you beging to blame youself... an unberable thing, you see everyone else with there dreams, but you... all you have is guilt?

That was beautiful...

Don't worry they can probably sew her nipple back on, did you put it on ice?

That was epic!

Have you ever jumped out of a building from 5 stories up?

[Glabbit]

Oh, wait, the keys! *SLAM*

Oh… Wait, the door…

"Oh, wait, my fingers"?

That is nowhere near as awesome as what I said. You fail.

Damn.
"Oh wait, my humour"

I wish i wasn't so hungry i ate Glabbit's fingers (lets keep the game going )

Yes.
Have you ever gotten confused and 'continued' a forum game in the wrong thread without people noticing?
I've seen that happen before.
And, like, three pages full of it.

[Starrz]

Oh, wait, yes i have.

Oh, wait, have you ever lived in Wisconsin?