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-WELCOME TODA GAYEM
> Start game
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LOLDOT

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-KDUN
>Um.. Play game
-LOL WUT IS UM?

Oh wait.

- U R IN A ROOM. IT IS ROOMY. DERE IS A TABLE. TABLE IS SHINY. TABLE IS HUNGRY

TABLE EAT!

GRAWR

U DED LOL

>.... Restart.

-K. U NOT IN DA ROOM OMG. U IN DIFFERENT ROOM LOL. SHINY TABLE. TABLE NOT HUNGRY. DERE IS ALSO A DOOR. DOOR NOT HUNGRY NEITHER.

EDIT: Okay, here's how this works- You tell ">" what to say, and "-" will set up what happens next. If you lose, restarting will put you in a different game. The objective is to stay in one game as long as possible. "-" is incredibly unfair. So... Problematic stuff happens.

-WELCOME TO HAPPY FUN MONKEYS GAME
>This game seems easy. Lets play

-LOADING MONKEYS

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-MONKEY FUN FACT: Monkey's play with their poo.

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-GAME DONE LOADING

-YOU ARE IN ROOM. IT HAS A DOOR

>I am so gonna go through that door.

-YOU WALK THROUGH DOOR. YOU SEE A MONKEY.

>Awwww cute monkey...

-WHAT? NO! NOT CUTE! KILL IT WITH YOUR LIGHTSABER!

>WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF I has a lightsaber?

-YES BIIATCH USE IT

>Ok be patient.

-MONKEY EATS YOUR ARM AND STARTS BEATING YOU WITH IT

>Ow! Get the hell off me, monkey! (Kills monkey with lightsaber)

-NOW KILL 100,000 MONKEYS. WITH A PIPE WRENCH.

>AHH i can't kill 100,000 friggin monkeys!

-HAHA MONKEYS ATE YOU HEAD.

YOU LASTED 20 SECONDS. SCORE: -78. YOU SUCK. DO BETTER.

Fun fun.

I can clearly see this is a joke thread.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL EET TEH DOOR DEN U NOT HUNGREE! YOU ONE!!!!

(Continuing from my one... lol)

>Look at table
- LOL NO "AT TABLE" HERE
>LOOK TABLE
-WUT?
>LOOK AT THE TABLE
-WUT?
>LOOK AT THE FRIGGEN TABLE NOW PLEASE
-K.

-TABLE IS SHINY. LOL

>...Open the door.
-WUT?
> Please.
-K

-THE DOOR WASENT A DOOR! IT WAS A WINDOW IN DISGUYS. U FALL IN WIDNO. U DIEZ.
> *Idea* OH NO I DUZENT
-ZOMG U DUN DIE! :O
-NOW U OUTSYDE. VERY GREEN.
>Go forwards.
-THE FORWARDS WAS HUNGRY

-LOL FORWARDS EATS U AN U DED 4 REALZ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
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-ROFLMAOLOL
>Quit
-NO U SUK

Welcome to play shitty game

> LOADS SHITTY GAME
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> LOADED
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>TOO SHITTY TO START.
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> REEBOOTING
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TOO SHITTY TO START... and so on and so on.

-WELCOME TODA GAYEM
> Start game
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LOLDOT

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-KDUN
>Get yar fikking game on!
-NO
>Wut?
-LOLDAT MY WERD
>Get gaming
-WUT?
>*sigh*
-YES
>Eat pork with a bottle of tablesauce
-K, GAIM STARTNG

U R ALIVE. THEN DETH COME TO U. U CNOT MOVE COS UR SCARED. DETH ATACKS!

>Move out of the way.
-LOLNO U CANT MOVE
>Now.
-K. ZOMG DETH MISSES DETH NEVR MISD BFORE OHNOES ETH ISD NOW ANRGY AND ATACKS!
>Angry?
-OMG FAULTY SPELLING! MY NEMESIS! YOU HAVE FOUND MY WEAK SPOT! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
>U r afriad fo thiz?
-NO LOL JUS KIDN.
DETH ATACKNG BTW.

>Damn. Uh. Counterattack!
-LOL U KIL DETH NOW HOLE OPENS IN FLOOR AND U FAL INTO ROOM. IT IS ROOMY. DERE IS A TABLE. TABLE IS SHINY. TABLE IS HUNGRY

TABLE EAT!

>No.

-WUT?
>I said No. I'm hungry. I eat. I eat the goddamn hungry table. Now hurry up and get me out of this room.
-K. U EAT TABLE. UR STOMACH ASPLODE. U DAI.

>No I don't.
-DAM. GET OUTTA ROOM DEN.

>K. Walk out of room.
-LOL ROOM ASPLODE U DAI.

U DED LOL.
I WIN.

>Damn.
-YES.

P.S.
>Bow down to Invertin for bringing us a game of epicness.
-K. U DOES SO. U SPINE BREAKS AND U DED LOLOL.

> Thanks Glabbit.
- Wut?
> I wasn't talking to you.
- How I do "wasn't talking"?
> Okay that was funny.
- Wut? lol.
> Look around.
- U IN BIG SMILY SMILY IS SMILING HOW U KNOW U IN SMILY I DUNNO BUT U IN SMILY.
> ...
- Like dis
> Break his tooth
- NO. TEEF TOO HARD.
> Open his eyelid
- EYE IS IN DA WAY
> POKE HIS GODAMN BRAIN
- U POKED.
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-FUJEBUNEEZ. HE'S MOVING NOW.
>Where?
- FORWARDS
GRAWRLOLOLOL
- LOL
> PUNCH HIS TEETH OUT
- TEEF TOO HARD
> Look outside through his nostrils.
- WUT!?
> LOOK. THROUGH. NOSTRILS.
- U IS WALKING TOWARDS SPIKE.
> JESUS CHRIST.
- SPIKE BIG
> EJECT
- BIG SPIKe
> ABORT
- SPIKE BIG
> RUN AWAY
- BIG SPIKE
> SCREAM FOR MERCY
-SPIKE BIG
> AAAHHHH
- U die.
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> Restart game
-ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLA-
> Quit
- K CYA LATER.

>Restart
-K.
>Look around
-U R FALLING FRM 9001 FFET. U GONA DIE.
>Parachute
-PARACHUTE EATS U. U DAI.
>Damn.
-YES.

-Moogle.
>What?
-MOOGLE
>Oh.. Um.. Save?
-MOOGLE SAVE
>?
-SOZ. I WUZ NAPIN.
>..Right..
-U WANA PLAY?
>Actually no.
-WTFNOWTF!?
>I want to ask a question.
-K.
>Why do you play this game all the time?
-U WANT TU PLY DIS GAME ALL TEH TIME? OKAAAAAYYY!!
>What? NO!
-GAMESAVEDUSTUCKNOWLOL
>.... Start game.
-DUST.
>..What?
-DUST. U IN DUST.
>...Sweep dust.
-DUST GONE.
>Look.
-U CAN'T.
>Why not?
-U IYES ARE CLOESD LOL.
> Open eyes.
-OPN LEIK DOR OR OPN LIEK IYES?
>Like eyes.
-U OPN LEEK DOOR. IEYS HAF NO HANDEL LOL.
>OPEN MY EYES LIKE EYES.
-ZOMG.
>What?
-U EIS ARE OPEN. LOL
>Look around.
-U IN SPAES SHIP. U C BUTEN DOR AND WINDER.
>Look out window.
-WINDER IS DIRTY. LOL.
>Clean window.
-WINDER DIRTY ON OWTSYD.
>Open door.
-DOR JAMED. LOLJAMROFL.
>BREAK DOOR DOWN.
-U KICK DOR.

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-U BREK FOOT. LOL.
>Press button.
-K. U-
>I'm going to make a guess here. I'm going to explode and die horribly, right?
-...NO... U.. OPEN DOR.
>Walk out door.
-BORKEN FOOT. U BREKEN FOOT GOES SNAP. U DUN TRY 2 WALK CUZ THEN U DYE.
>...I die from my foot?
-YESLOL.
-TOO B CONTINYEWED
>But I want to win!
-LOL NO U SUK ROFLLOL

>Start
-LOL NO
>Begin
-NEVAR
>Quit
-K. U r IN RuM
>Drink rum
-LOL U CN NO DRINK ROOM
>look around
-UR EYES IZ STU—
>OPEN MY EYES LIKE EYES.
-ZOMG.
>Good. Now. Look around the room carefully.
-THER IS DUST AN ROOM AND HUNGRY TABLE AN—
>destroy hungry table
-LOL TABLE DED.
>continue looking
-U LOK AN SEE. DUST AN ROOM AN DOR AN WINDOW NA SPACESHIP AN NOTHER DOR
>examine shapeship
-U CANT.
>why not?
-IT 9001 MIELS AWAY LOL
>Why do I know there's a spaceship in the room?
-U DONT. COS I TELLD U. LOL.
>...
-U DOT DOT DOT. U R NOW IN FRONT F SPACESHP
>what?
-YES. SPACESHIP IS NW STARTING T TAK OFF.
>Get out of the way.
-DAM. U NO DED.
>Go rescue invertin
-WAT?
>Rescue. Invertin.
-LOL K.
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-U IN SAPCESHPI AN U DRAGGING VERNITIN BY TH-
>not by the foot.
-BY TH HEAD AN DRAGGIN HIM OUTTA SPACSHIP
>Grab parachute, fix broken foot, find exit
-NO LOL
>YES ROAR
-k. u noaw front of xit with vertnitni an u has parachutes n stuf an ur happy and find gold yes yes?
>Good. Have we taken off yet?
-yes
..lol
>Jump out of exit and use parachute appropriately.
-K LOL. U FALL SAVELY 2 GROUND. NINVERIT S LEFT BHIND AN GET MAD. HE KILL U LOL.
>How would he do that?
-HE STEER SPAEASHIP IN 2 U LOLOLOL
-U DED. I WIN. HE DED 2. I WIN GAIN.
>Start.
-K QUIT'D.

>Wtf just happened?
-I MAID U CRSH TEH SHIP LOL.
>...
- :D
>Magically survive somehow.
-Um.

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-No.
>YES.
-K. U LIVE. U ZOMBEE LOL.
>What?
-ZOMBEEEEEE
>A.. Zombie bee?
-LOL ZOMBEEEEEEEEE.
>Um. Look around.
-DED.
>What?
-THINGS ARE DED.
>Look at dead things.
-HOLY CRAP. DED TING NOT DED YET. IT ZOMBY ZOMG.
>STING IT TO DEATH.
-ZOMBY DIIIEEEZ.
-K.
>Look at other dead things.
-DEY LUK DED. LOL.
>What dead things are there?
-WUT? OH RITE. DERES DED MAN, DED DOG, DED MANGLEY THING, DED FLOOR, DEAD SPACE, DED SKELITON.
>Dead space?
-DEAD SPACE LAWL.
>Um. Find out what I have to do.
-TOO LATE LAWL. SKELITN MUV. SKELITEN GT UP. SKELITON WEREING BLACK ROBES.
>Black robes?
-SKELITON HAS A SIEF.
>Sief?... Sythe?
-YALOL.
>...Aw crap. Death.
-U R NOW DEF.
>I'm death?
-NO. DEF.
>...Deaf?
-CAN U HEAR ME!?
>This is text.
-CAN. U. HEAR. MY. VOICE. MISTOR INTEVERT
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-DO U HERE DAT? DIS IS DA SOWND OF INEVIDABILITEE.
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-THE SOWND OF UR DEF... GODBEYE, MISTER VERTININ.
>(sigh)...My name.. Is Invertin.
-LOLMATRIX
>EPIC BACKFLIP
+TRAINSMASH
>Wait. How did I get from fighting death itself to that?
-LOLTRAINDOOROPEN
ON ODER SIDE, DERE IS A LITE.
>Um. Go into the light.
-I STAB YOU WIF MY HAND U BECUM SMIF CLOEN. U LUZ MISTOR NERVITIN.
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-EPIC LULZ ^.^
>....Quit.. Please?
-NO.

Really sorry for the cheesy matrix part. I couldn't resist. :D

> No worries! I lol'd. xD
-WUT?
>Not talking to u.
-WUT?
>I mean you. Damn. Your bad grammar is contagious.
-YA LOL.
>Revive
-LOL U START 2 STND UP BUT THEN U GET STNG BY NIVTERNETI TEH ZOM-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AND U DAI. LOL.
>Re-Revive
-LOL U CANT. CANUT B UNUNDEAD, YAH? LOL
>Invertin, did you HAVE to sting me to death? D=
-YES HE DID COS TI WERKED UOT FINE FR ME LOL

>Zombies are dangerous. D:

-YESLOLOL
>Shaddap, you. Anyway: Lol @ huge size of posts in this thread.
-WAT? U CONFUZ ME.

-ZOMBEE
>Wtf?
-ZOMBEE
>Wtf?
-ZOMBEE
>Wtf? Wtf?
-ZOMBEE. ZOMBEE.
>Oh, cool.
-YOU IN PLANE
>Okay. I like planes.
-PARASHOOT IN FRON OF YOO
>Put on parachute
-NOP. PARASHOOT DIE
>Screw you. I'm takin that damn parachute.
-NO.
>Yes.
-NO. PARASHOOT FILLED WIT DEAD STUFF
>Jump out of plane
-U CANT. PLANE CRASH. U DED.
>No im not.
-YES U ARE. U DED. PLANE KILLED YOO
>Dude, just shut the hell up.
-NOM NOM NOM I EAT YOU
>Restart.
-TEE HEE NO. NO WAY HOMIE.
>Ok.