ok guys i need help

[Grayswandir]

Once it comes crashing down around your head, come back here and post about it.

[Blorx]

dude
i know when to stop
it'll just be hilarious

[Renegade_Turner]

I dunno...

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...I still think he should burn her.

best thing is...it was a deal...and she agreed to it
hehe
and it's a realization thing...not revenge like the Count suggested so no guilty conscience
can't wait til she realizes how many things i do are sacrifices
this'll be FUN!

Yeah, this sure sounds like you're going to fix this relationship! I'm glad I gave you all that useful advice! Maybe you actually took "burn her" literally, and decided to burn any chances of the relationship continuing!
[/endsatire]

Okay now maybe if you want to save the relationship, you should focus on being honest and asking her what her problem is (but not in a resentful way). Otherwise, there's no point in a relationship.
[/endadvice]

Anyway, yeah, burn her.

This reminds me of a lyric from the Emarosa song "Set It Off Like Napalm".

"I am the boy that sets your girl on fire,
When she dances, oh, she knows it's right.
We'll send them all to hell."

[Grayswandir]

dude
i know when to stop
it'll just be hilarious

Yes, yes, and then she takes off Mr. Happy with a pair of pliers, and I will be laughing.
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Remember, if sometimes screws up, imagine me pointing my finger at you and laughing. Then come tell us about it so I can actually laugh at you over the forums.

[Sandurz]

Just remember.....It's not rape if you yell surprise...... Or if she's dead.....

[Count Roland]

I suggested revenge hahah awesome. sounds like a stupid idea that will break up your relationship though.

[Chainsaw man]

...I still think he should burn her.

I found a witch, may we burn her?

Oh yea, Blorx. Things dont always work out when it comes to plans. In the military, generals may have a sound plan, but a good general know the factor of the human spirit. A sound plan can be screwed over by the actions of the most unlikely of person, leaving him having to pick up the peaces and face the results.

If I were you, I would take these moments as a blessing to find a back up blood slaves, or go out to a piss up. Chicks, allthough fun to rout, they can tend to be like fish after three days in the sun, and they really dont look too prity after a few days of keeping them doped up in your basement.