[Problem Solving Machine]

[rebel28]

Out of a random impulse, I wanted to make a random thread. So here we have it the "Problem Solving Machine", all it does it it answers your questions in two words

example:

Question:
I accidentally drove my car into someone elses, how do I fix it?

Answer/Solution:
BURN EVERYTHING!!!

[Skofo]

Question:
I need to feed and water my ferrets, how do I fix it?

Answer/Solution:
BURN EVERYTHING!!!

[Glabbit]

Quote: Some strange bloke is sending me hate mail. How do I stop it?

Answer/Solution:
BURN EVERYTHING!!!

[rebel28]

btw you don't have to put BURN EVERYTHING as the answer, just two words
example

question:
My Dad just died, I want to know wether I should cremate or bury him?

Answer:
LOL WUT

[Glabbit]

Problem: Someone's trying to explain something to me as result of not getting my (stupid but still appropriate) joke.

Answer/Solution:
BURN EVERYTHING!!!

[Skofo]

Question:
I'm going to get a stomach ache because I ate cookies for breakfast, what do I do?

Answer/Solution:
BURN EVERYTHING!!!

[Glabbit]

Problem: I want to make a comment about someone's joke saying I appreciated the humour, but by doing this I would ruin the joke.

Answer/Solution:
BURN EVERYTHING!!!

[invertin]

Problem:
BURN EVERYTHING!!!

Answer/Solution:
I- Um... I....

...

BURN EVERYTHING!!!

[Glabbit]

(Simply epic, invertin! =D)

Problem:
BURN EVERYTHING!!!

Answer/Solution:
Call the fire brigade, help them extinguish it all,
and then BURN EVERYTHING!!!

[blood-shard]

(Simply epic, invertin! =D)

Problem:
BURN EVERYTHING!!!

Answer/Solution:
Call the fire brigade, help them extinguish it all,
and then BURN EVERYTHING!!!

OMG XD NOW THATS EPIC

problem:ya uhm well ive got all these uh zombie mutants thingies in my house and they wanna claim my brain for their own.what do i do ?

solution:BUR.."i mean"-.-cheese stick

[Sandurz]

Problem: this thread kinda sucks

solution/answer: BURN EVERYTHING

[blood-shard]

Problem: this thread kinda sucks

solution/answer: BURN EVERYTHING

problem:Sandurz

solution:BURN SANDURZ
blood-shard:....fine ^^

[Renegade_Turner]

Out of a random impulse, I wanted to make a random thread. So here we have it the "Problem Solving Machine", all it does it it answers your questions in two words

example:

Question:
I accidentally drove my car into someone elses, how do I fix it?

Answer/Solution:
BURN EVERYTHING!!!

Lol thank you for completely stealing my joke which I posted in the thread for Blorx's problem and passing it off as your own.

This is pretty funny though, especially since it was my idea, so all credit to you.

[Sandurz]

Problem: this thread kinda sucks

solution/answer: BURN EVERYTHING

problem:Sandurz

solution:BURN SANDURZ
blood-shard:....fine ^^

Problem: SANDURZ IS BURNING
Solution:BURN BLOODSHARD

[Grayswandir]

Problem:
SANDURZ IS BURNING
BLOODSHARD IS BURNING
Solution:
You're Motoriiiiin'