[Problem Solving Machine]

[Sandurz]

Problem: Someone's doing pot
Answer: LIGHT UP WITH HIM

[cachiporrin]

PRoblem: I was at the top of a mountain (with snow) but I triped and I fell.....I don't know how but I survived falling 1000km and then crashing with an old wood house. when I was falling down, I could activate my radio and send a S.O.S message to the rescue team of Alabama and I know they are on their way but there is a lot of snow that fell through the hole I made when I crashed and now I'm trapped in the old house and I just have a pocket-flamethrower I created. I have to set a fire so I can keep myself warm and if I get to set a fire big enough so the rescue helicopter can see it I will be saved
Solution: BURN EVERYTHING!!!

[Sandurz]

Problem: Retardedly long post
Solution: BURN HIM

[Chainsaw man]

Problem: The Apocolyps has begun, Zombis are rampaging everywhere.
Solution: Call Colicedus

[Renegade_Turner]

Problem: Burn everything?

Solution: I'M DOING IT WRONG!

[invertin]

Problem: This is the worst problem solving machine ever!

Solution: SCREW YOU

[rebel28]

Problem: Problem Problem Problem Problem

Answer: **Bzztt** Sytems shutting down

[cachiporrin]

problem: the old problem solviing machine stopped working, so I bought another one and they delivered it in an ice cube. I don't have anthing to break the ice but I have the brand new Burn-o-Matic 4862 that can melt a giant ice cube in 5 seconds.. What do I do ?
Solution: BURN EVERYTHING!!!

[Sandurz]

problem: last solution made sense:
solution: BURN HIM

[Starrz]

Problem: You have a contagious disease all over your body.

Solution: BURN EVERYTHING!!!

[rebel28]

question: WAZZUUUUPPPP

answer: WAZZUUPPPPPP URSELF

[Glabbit]

Problem: Erectile dysfuntion.

Solution: Well, ahem, the gas tank's over there...

[cachiporrin]

Problem: Sandurz Burned me, but I survived by jumping on to the water and taking all my clothes off....well my survival story doesn't really matter. I wanted revenge, so I kidnapped sandurz and now he is on a locked room. I spread gasoline all over the room before throwing sandurz there...I want to make him pay and suffer for what he did to me but I just have a box of matches and he is unconcious....
Solution: BURN EVERYTHING!!!!

[Sandurz]

Problem: Dumbass doesn't kknow I'm not flamable
Solution: BURN HIM MORE!

[invertin]

Problem: The problems are making too much sense.

Solution: IGNORE IT.

*whistles*