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Out of a random impulse, I wanted to make a random thread. So here we have it the "Problem Solving Machine", all it does it it answers your questions in two words

example:

Question:
I accidentally drove my car into someone elses, how do I fix it?

Answer/Solution:
BURN EVERYTHING!!!

Question:
I need to feed and water my ferrets, how do I fix it?

Answer/Solution:
BURN EVERYTHING!!!

Quote: Some strange bloke is sending me hate mail. How do I stop it?

Answer/Solution:
BURN EVERYTHING!!!

btw you don't have to put BURN EVERYTHING as the answer, just two words
example

question:
My Dad just died, I want to know wether I should cremate or bury him?

Answer:
LOL WUT

Problem: Someone's trying to explain something to me as result of not getting my (stupid but still appropriate) joke.

Answer/Solution:
BURN EVERYTHING!!!

Question:
I'm going to get a stomach ache because I ate cookies for breakfast, what do I do?

Answer/Solution:
BURN EVERYTHING!!!

Problem: I want to make a comment about someone's joke saying I appreciated the humour, but by doing this I would ruin the joke.

Answer/Solution:
BURN EVERYTHING!!!

Problem:
BURN EVERYTHING!!!

Answer/Solution:
I- Um... I....

...

BURN EVERYTHING!!!

(Simply epic, invertin! =D)

Problem:
BURN EVERYTHING!!!

Answer/Solution:
Call the fire brigade, help them extinguish it all,
and then BURN EVERYTHING!!!

Glabbit wrote:(Simply epic, invertin! =D)

Problem:
BURN EVERYTHING!!!

Answer/Solution:
Call the fire brigade, help them extinguish it all,
and then BURN EVERYTHING!!!

OMG XD NOW THATS EPIC

problem:ya uhm well ive got all these uh zombie mutants thingies in my house and they wanna claim my brain for their own.what do i do ?

solution:BUR.."i mean"-.-cheese stick

Problem: this thread kinda sucks

solution/answer: BURN EVERYTHING

Sandurz wrote:Problem: this thread kinda sucks

solution/answer: BURN EVERYTHING

problem:Sandurz

solution:BURN SANDURZ
blood-shard:....fine ^^

rebel28 wrote:Out of a random impulse, I wanted to make a random thread. So here we have it the "Problem Solving Machine", all it does it it answers your questions in two words

example:

Question:
I accidentally drove my car into someone elses, how do I fix it?

Answer/Solution:
BURN EVERYTHING!!!

Lol thank you for completely stealing my joke which I posted in the thread for Blorx's problem and passing it off as your own.

This is pretty funny though, especially since it was my idea, so all credit to you.

blood-shard wrote:

Sandurz wrote:Problem: this thread kinda sucks

solution/answer: BURN EVERYTHING

problem:Sandurz

solution:BURN SANDURZ
blood-shard:....fine ^^

Problem: SANDURZ IS BURNING
Solution:BURN BLOODSHARD

Problem:
SANDURZ IS BURNING
BLOODSHARD IS BURNING
Solution:
You're Motoriiiiin'