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Mario said: "That..."

"...serves-a me a-right..."

"—a." Then he...

fell into a

pipe, which killed

a green banana

The ground beneath

(I might have to make a flash vid of this one day...)

Camelot was full

of dancing skeletons

singing the song:

"In the town

"...Gura, there lived..."

Here's the story so far: (Special thanks to Untadaike)

Once upon a potato, there was Abraham Lincoln eating a bear which was tasty if it wasn't still in the ground.
Gigantic food morsels are in fabio's intestinal tract causing constipation, which causes Angry Bear Syndrome, but on top of that a giant meteorite was headed towards George Bush.
An ass was trying to eat a monkey while he was balancing on top of a tree that was being chopped up by a CHUCK NORRIS!
Then suddenly a big flying fart flew through the trees and hit Mario in the face.
Mario said: "That serves-a me a-right-a."
Then he fell into a pipe, which killed a green banana.
The ground beneath Camelot was full of dancing skeletons singing the song: "In the town Gura, there lived cheese man."

Suddenly,

Cheese Man appeared,

he was very