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what about with the massive rare octopus, that survives half in half out of water in an underground ruin, and you can just walk right around it and bump into and not have anything happen to you, so you drop a massive spiked platform onto it's head???

I hated that bit.

I a was all like "YEAH. FRIKKEN EPIC KRAKEN BOSS.

...

Wait.. It's blind? It isn't going to do anything?

I've got to kill it with this spike platform?

Why the heck was there a kraken there if IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?

Wouldn't it have been easier just to puta big ROCK there that smashes open when you drop the platform on it!?"

I know the joke's been made before, but in two words,

Boob Physics.

Count Roland wrote:what about with the massive rare octopus, that survives half in half out of water in an underground ruin, and you can just walk right around it and bump into and not have anything happen to you, so you drop a massive spiked platform onto it's head???

IT WAS A F**KING BEAR, IT HAD TO DI-...you get the picture by now.

That's your explanation to everything

"Why was there a giant monster attacking the city in Cloverfield?"

"IT WAS A FUCKING BEAR!"

"How did the dinosaurs go extinct?"

"THEY WERE ATTACKED BY FUCKING BEARS!"

"Why couldn't I have been born a few years before so I would be old enough to watch Watchmen?"

"YOUR MOTHER IS A FUCKING BEAR!"

etc.

Hmm...what about the birds?

invertin wrote:"Why was there a giant monster attacking the city in Cloverfield?"

"THE PEOPLE OF NEW YORK WERE FUCKING BEARS, THEY HAD TO DIE!"

"How did the dinosaurs go extinct?"

"THEY WERE FUCKING BEARS, THEY HAD TO DIE!"

"Why couldn't I have been born a few years before so I would be old enough to watch Watchmen?"

"YOUR MOTHER IS A FUCKING BEAR, SHE HAS TO DIE!"

Fixed.

Ha ha ha!
Me are laugheding! Buh aford not i cann too that do, beacuse uf much to englis humwork

oooh, boobs...........oooh, guns.........oooh, boobs

Untadaike wrote:

Ozymandias wrote:IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US! *BLAM*
THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS! *BLAM*

shakespeare, pure shakespeare

It was South Park actually, but I can see where there could be some confusion

Viking Zippy wrote:

Untadaike wrote:

Ozymandias wrote:IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US! *BLAM*
THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS! *BLAM*

shakespeare, pure shakespeare

It was South Park actually, but I can see where there could be some confusion

lol! Clarification: Shakespeare = adjective. It's definition is "the writing referenced 'hits the spot' bang on". Or, it's "beautiful writing", often used sarcastically.

My usage(yes, that's a word, peasant) was the prior meaning.

Untadaike wrote:(yes, that's a word, peasant)

You're a spastic.

lol, the entire Wolfire forum is.

Not half as much as you are currently being.
I liked you better when you were Frigo o.-

Glabbit wrote:Not half as much as you are currently being.
I liked you better when you were Frigo o.-

YOU'RE A FUCKING BEAR! YOU HAVE TO DIE!
There, all better Glabbit?