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A walrus once tried to violate me, and then I got stalked by a sleezy french dude who would not take a hint
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Oh, how the world moves for loveWilbefast wrote:A walrus once tried to violate me, and then I got stalked by a sleezy french dude who would not take a hint
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Gotta take it where you can get it.
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the world did indeed move whenever she didJendraz wrote:Oh, how the world moves for loveWilbefast wrote:A walrus once tried to violate me, and then I got stalked by a sleezy french dude who would not take a hint
Same night a gay friend of mine came onto me as well - I spent the latter part of the evening hiding in various spare rooms and in doing so inadvertently cock-blocked my best friend twice, with two different people
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A lot of guys come on to you, huh? Maybe you should consider homosexuality, it seems you could be very successfulWilbefast wrote:the world did indeed move whenever she didJendraz wrote:Oh, how the world moves for loveWilbefast wrote:A walrus once tried to violate me, and then I got stalked by a sleezy french dude who would not take a hint
Same night a gay friend of mine came onto me as well - I spent the latter part of the evening hiding in various spare rooms and in doing so inadvertently cock-blocked my best friend twice, with two different people
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..yes.. it does..
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It's queer that I'm such a gay magnet....
Actually a lot of people I know think I'm some sort of repressed homosexual - I might have cared when I was like 14 but these days I just let it go: it all adds to the mythos
BTW, my own conquests can be summarised as follows: for 5 years I had a crush on a girl who found me about as interesting as boredom, then I fell properly in love with different girl who found me less interesting than boredom and finally I went to the gay capital of France and got a lot of free drinks from men
Actually a lot of people I know think I'm some sort of repressed homosexual - I might have cared when I was like 14 but these days I just let it go: it all adds to the mythos
BTW, my own conquests can be summarised as follows: for 5 years I had a crush on a girl who found me about as interesting as boredom, then I fell properly in love with different girl who found me less interesting than boredom and finally I went to the gay capital of France and got a lot of free drinks from men
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If you had just said, "I'm not interested in you that way, here have a beer." Everything would have been fine, but no, you had to run away like a pansy.Wilbefast wrote:the world did indeed move whenever she didJendraz wrote:Oh, how the world moves for loveWilbefast wrote:A walrus once tried to violate me, and then I got stalked by a sleezy french dude who would not take a hint
Same night a gay friend of mine came onto me as well - I spent the latter part of the evening hiding in various spare rooms and in doing so inadvertently cock-blocked my best friend twice, with two different people
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You're mistaking me for someone with a backboneGrayswandir wrote:If you had just said, "I'm not interested in you that way, here have a beer." Everything would have been fine, but no, you had to run away like a pansy.
That and I was a lot younger but then. I actually handled the French guy pretty well I reckon, and he was coming out with scary clichés like "I don't even know your name" - course I'd had a lot of practice by then
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Jesus Christ that's unnatural, here we are talking about him being a gay magnet, and I just hit on him in another thread...who knew?
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I have a gay cat.
...I'm not kidding, he'll stick his ass in the air when you pet his back, and he licks my other male cat in... places.
...I'm not kidding, he'll stick his ass in the air when you pet his back, and he licks my other male cat in... places.
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That's a natural cat reaction that most cats have when you pet their rear, they can't help it, it just automatically happens.
And what's wrong with cleaning your friends?
You're looking at their behavior from a human perspective, not a cat one.
And what's wrong with cleaning your friends?
You're looking at their behavior from a human perspective, not a cat one.
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True, and besides, if you can't lick your friends, who can you lick?