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Re: love stories ^^
Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 12:00 am
by Renegade_Turner
lol. The moral this time is girls make boys cry. Guess which song that's from. It's playing in my headphones right now. Welp.
Re: love stories ^^
Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 12:42 am
by Gifted
Lol. Not cry, just get fucking pissed. And the song is When I Get Home You're So Dead by Mayday Parade.
Re: love stories ^^
Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 3:39 am
by Wilbefast
Glabbit wrote:In your particular case, my friend, either will suffice, I'm sure.
Would it be rude of me to offer you a bowl of milk?
Aaaah! Milk! Good for da bones, good for da teeth! Pity a foo' who ain't got no calcium in his diet!
That's a good enough moral for me - thanks Mr. T!
Re: love stories ^^
Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 5:04 am
by invertin
Renegade_Turner wrote:I think milk is actually bad for cats...plus they don't really like it. Or so the data tells me.
Wrong.
I've got three cats and they love the stuff.
...Well to be fair they also love other things more.
Like chicken.
And one of them at one point did eat porridge.
It's a long story as to how she got porridge.
(I'm not even rambling nonsensically, it's a true story.)
Re: love stories ^^
Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 6:43 am
by Glabbit
I can vouch for that.
Whenever I have a bowl of cereal, with, indeed, milk in it, the cat starts following me around.
When I put down the cereal-less bowl she instantly pounces her face in it to lap up the remaining milk.
Always.
Unless I stop her, which means I have to grab her with both hands, fling her away and pick up the bowl and hold it high.
Re: love stories ^^
Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 12:24 pm
by Jimmy Jazz
yeah, our two black cats where house cats till we went to ohio, mom kicked them out then. because the cat peed then threw up behind the chair she was sitting in.... we actually got the cats at the library...

Re: love stories ^^
Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 12:34 pm
by Richie Rabbit
Re: love stories ^^
Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 2:10 pm
by invertin
Re: love stories ^^
Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 9:46 pm
by Renegade_Turner
invertin wrote:Renegade_Turner wrote:I think milk is actually bad for cats...plus they don't really like it. Or so the data tells me.
Wrong.
I've got three cats and they love the stuff.
...Well to be fair they also love other things more.
Like chicken.
And one of them at one point did eat porridge.
It's a long story as to how she got porridge.
(I'm not even rambling nonsensically, it's a true story.)
Cats just love food. You're mixing up cats-being-complete-greedy-assholes with cats-having-fondness-for-milk.
Re: love stories ^^
Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 10:15 pm
by Grayswandir
The cats that I've seen (and the one I had) love milk, but it also depends on the temperature of said milk, most won't drink it cold.
Re: love stories ^^
Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 10:39 pm
by Richie Rabbit
How did we go from love stories to pussies & milk? well id guess its okay.. most love stories have some sort of involvement of pussies & milk

Re: love stories ^^
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 1:02 am
by Wilbefast
Richie Rabbit wrote:How did we go from love stories to pussies & milk? well id guess its okay.. most love stories have some sort of involvement of pussies & milk

Lol - you're even repeating for emphasis
Perhaps a little too unsubtle there

I think it's time for the smut song...
- Smut!
Give me smut and nothing but!
A dirty novel I can't shut,
If it's uncut,
and unsubt- le.
I've never quibbled
If it was ribald,
I would devour where others merely nibbled.
As the judge remarked the day that he
acquitted my Aunt Hortense,
"To be smut
It must be ut-
Terly without redeeming social importance."
Por-
Nographic pictures I adore.
Indecent magazines galore,
I like them more
If they're hard core. (...)
Sing with me!
Re: love stories ^^
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 3:57 am
by Richie Rabbit
Can't... too busy lookin at naughtyness 0_o

Re: love stories ^^
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 5:46 am
by Wilbefast
Richie Rabbit wrote:Can't... too busy lookin at naughtyness 0_o
Okay then - let's not even get into your strange anthropomorhpic lizard fetish - does such a thing even exist? Sure as hell not game to google image search for it that's for sure...
Re: love stories ^^
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 8:36 am
by Renegade_Turner
Yeah, I'll be honest, that's kind of disturbing.