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So the 'king of kings' is not allowed to know these things?

I met my gf first in my class.She seemed pretty cute and i was very shy around her.Then after 2 years she came and asked me out!!!i kinda fainted but i kept my strength up.then we went to the movies and stuff like that.during my birthday she kissed me on my cheeks and i fainted(for real).I was never sure weather i should make out with her or not.She seemed pretty(very)cute but i dont think i should jump into things like that.but i did french kiss her (she did it to me).When she slept over with me.In the bed when i was sleeping she first layed over me, then ......[ ]
better not go into it.lets just say she french kissed me.

HAHAHAA PUSSY XD

No fainting allowed near girls, you always must have a huge boner, and and be ready for ANYTHING, even if it means doing the doggy XD

(disclamer: if somebody finds this message disturbing, its not my falt that you read it.)

Well, yes.. >.>
I got a charm that cannot be matched.
Im funny, decent looking, and have a lust for women.

nutcracker wrote: Im funny,

No. (not often, that is)

nutcracker wrote:decent looking,

No comment, as we have no idea what you look like.

nutcracker wrote:and have a lust for women.

This goes for every heterosexual male who lives past puberty.

...this post was a lot more clever in my head...

I need a new head.

Glabbit wrote:

nutcracker wrote: Im funny,

No. (not often, that is)

nutcracker wrote:decent looking,

No comment, as we have no idea what you look like.

nutcracker wrote:and have a lust for women.

This goes for every heterosexual male who lives past puberty.

...this post was a lot more clever in my head...

I need a new head.

Actually, you have never met me in real life, so you dont know that my funnyness brings humour to the next stage.

Renegade_Turner wrote:Yeah, because you're the big macho man here, aren't you? You big beast of a 15-year-old.

This forum is full of these beasty 15-year olds.

nutcracker wrote:Actually, you have never met me in real life, so you dont know that my funnyness brings humour to the next stage.

This is actually a good point.
+2 to you, sir.
But -1 for the arrogance =p

Welcome to the Wolfire Forums!!!

We like it when you touch us that way.

Grayswandir wrote:

Lotus Wolf wrote:Will he ever stop getting shit about that? XD

No. As part of Wolfire forum newbie initiation, they'll learn about what Coli did to his girlfriend, because history is important.

wait wait wait.... what?

Why don't you stick that up in the introduction thread next time someone new appears, gray? xD

Glabbit wrote:Why don't you stick that up in the introduction thread next time someone new appears, gray? xD

That's a great idea.

Jimmy Jazz wrote:

Grayswandir wrote:

Lotus Wolf wrote:Will he ever stop getting shit about that? XD

No. As part of Wolfire forum newbie initiation, they'll learn about what Coli did to his girlfriend, because history is important.

wait wait wait.... what?

ROFL. Yeah. Classic forum moment.