$2000 in one month

Gifted · Post by **Gifted** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:13 pm

Dear wolfire forums,

In the light of me graduating high school and moving on to college, I have decided it is time for me to earn money... and lots of it. Right now I have a job that's 3 hours a day, 5 days a week. Going to be making about $400+ a month with that. However, just tonight, I set the goal of making $2000 this month. I plan to do it by working, finding another job, and using the Law of Attraction.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_Attraction

Think I can do it? Any encouraging tips or advice? I'll post in this thread anytime I receive money that's outside of my job. Anyways, wish me luck!

EDIT: June 8, 2009 -- Coincidence? I was reading success stories on thesecret.tv and I came across this article.
http://www.thesecret.tv/secret-treasure ... ml?id=4881

It's about someone who needed $2000 just like I do!

Zhukov · Post by **Zhukov** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:04 am

Uh-huh.

Good luck.

Skofo · Post by **Skofo** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:48 am

Screw the Law of Attraction, do something cooler: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyramid_scheme

Richie Rabbit · Post by **Richie Rabbit** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:22 am

Sperm donation might help.

Count Roland · Post by **Count Roland** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:27 am

I had a teacher who made it through college by donating plasma.

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:49 am

Have you considered male prostitution?

Ragdollmaster · Post by **Ragdollmaster** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:16 am

Mow a lot of lawns.

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:59 am

Kidnap the president.

Or blow up a shop.

I don't know how blowing up a shop will get you money, but do it! It'll be awesome!

Maybe, if you found a Raysphere and activated it...

...No wait, Cole never got any money. Nevermind.

Uh... You could do something totally awesome, record it on video, post it on the interwebs then ask people for money.

You could kill Batman. I'm sure someone would pay you for killing Batman.

Or maybe the Joker.

Or both if you're really desperate for money.

Meet Morpheus, escape the matrix, then sell them out to the Agents and ask them for the money.

Yeah so I've got nothing.

tokage · Post by **tokage** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:13 pm

invertin wrote: Meet Morpheus, escape the matrix, then sell them out to the Agents and ask them for the money.

Money can be hacked into the matrix, guess were all those fancy clothes came from.

If you really believe you can use the law of attraction, play the lottery and win every time.

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:26 pm

tokage wrote:
invertin wrote: Meet Morpheus, escape the matrix, then sell them out to the Agents and ask them for the money.
Money can be hacked into the matrix, guess were all those fancy clothes came from.

Well in that case, do what I said, but screw the agents and hack yourself more money than you could fit in a bank.

Then deposit it into your bank account.

Untadaike · Post by **Untadaike** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:37 pm

Make a good, attractive 25-60 minute movie with some friends(if you have a cam and editing software[important]) and go to some community place that you have a face in and sell copies from like $6-$10 apiece!
OR,
Make the movie and then go to some community place that you have a face in(I know, this is sounding like the last suggestion but read on) and pretend that all the proceeds are going to some cause that everyone there really cares strongly about. Do this just solo, so when you seize all the money for yourself(afterwards), you won't get asked any awkward questions. And play it up real good, like get a nice table out and put brochures of the cause you're donating to(

).
Dude, if you can make movies, you're out of poverty. I really did the latter tactic(no, I wasn't joking), setting up the table and everything with a ton of burned DVD's and I made about $380 in about 3.5 hours. That's more than $50 every 30 minutes!

I felt richer than the president. (Who is actually pretty poor, so I guess that was a pretty bad analogy

)

Obviously, if you don't make movies, this doesn't apply to you. Of course, you can always hack google and (illegally) download an unheard-of movie that's really good, burn out some copies with a nice menu, and(if you're good, which everyone here knows you are) lie to everyone who comes up to your table of !media!(

) and tell them you made it.

Well, maybe just that last one was a joke. That'd be pretty stupid to do. So I guess I'll just wish you luck:

Good luck!

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:40 pm

Untadaike wrote:Make a good, attractive 25-60 minute movie with some friends(if you have a cam and editing software[important]) and go to some community place that you have a face in and sell copies from like $6-$10 apiece!

What a fantastic idea, I can't believe someone else hasn't thought of making an easy 2000 dollars off this already.

Untadaike · Post by **Untadaike** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:41 pm

Ha ha, nice.

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