Your worst parent encounters.

[Assaultman67]

What kind of a weirdo decides to ask some random guy she doesn't even know on a date?

She thought she knew me ... untill she met me ... then she just sort of played along like everything was ok apparently

...Also, I think InVERTIN may have inadVERTINtly insulted what's-his-face too, because he also agreed to go on the blind date. ...*

Well i had an excuse ... i thought it was some girl that i met before ... (beginning of story)

... and i figured that, maybe i did and i forgot it ...

But just when you thought the story was over ... ... nah, thats more of an "extra" if this story were in a DVD format ... it's more of a side story that happened after this one ...

[Renegade_Turner]

Oh really? I probably would have known had a I read it, but it was pretty much a case of TL,DR.

[kehaar]

Do you really read "bad date stories" that frequently?

A few; the topic does come up from time to time, my sarcastic friend.

Usually pretty funny stories, too.

[TheBigCheese]

Lol. I can't possibly believe that's not fiction.

[Renegade_Turner]

Do you really read "bad date stories" that frequently?

A few; the topic does come up from time to time, my sarcastic friend.

My question featured no aspect of sarcasm whatsoever, but okay, whatever you say.

[Chainsaw man]

There was this one time I was crashed out in bed, my sister and I were the only ones home.
She was playing WOW as usual. My Mother came home, she screamed and yelled at me till I awoke, and she acused me of Leaving the oven on. I told her till I was blue in the face that I did not use the oven. She insisted on "Yes you did" like Steave Wilco finaly she asked my sister if she did. My sister shook her head, and yelled at me "Well she dint do it, You did!"

I stormed outside where I saw my mates both worryed and laughing. They told me that it was fucking Lolmatic how she insisted on it being me who left the oven on.

[Count Roland]

one of my friend's girlfriends had a party once, back in the seventh grade, and we decided to watch a movie, so the only movie they had worth watching was "The Mummy." So I was sitting there watching the mummy when someone starts cracking some jokes about how they'd bang the mummy. I turned around and it was my friend's girlfriends parents, and then they started making anal jokes, then they started making out, and apparently didn't realize they were noisier then the movie. I guess it wasn't all that bad of an encounter just severely disturbing as they were both overly tanned saggy smokers.

[nerodx]

About a month ago my parents caught me with a hickey on my neck and they just would NOT let it go all day long. Mostly because I'm always hanging out with this girl and they freaked out, gave me the typical sex talk blah blah blah "I'm too young to be a grandma!" stuff. But the creepiest part of it was the look that they gave me for awhile. It wasn't a "I'm so disapointed in you look" or a "Aw my kid is growing up look". No, it was almost like they were trying to figure out what it looked like when it happened. It was really weird. But even more messed up is that my parents are still the only ones who know, her mom still has no idea, and not only did she have 2 hickeys the next day, but the night before her mom walked in on us making out. She didn't even notice, lol.

[Untadaike]

Hahaha

[Assaultman67]

Just this weekend i was going to post on this board but as i was posting my dad walked in, read the thread title and then exclaimed "You fuckin' loser" and walked out ...

He then told my mom and they both jumped to the conclusion that i was complaining about them on the internet to a bunch of strangers ... so now i am ...

[cachiporrin]

that´s the funniest one

[invertin]

fucking Lolmatic

I hope they didn't actually say that out loud. O.o

Yeah so on saturday my dad took me go-karting.

Then he drove us home.

And he took a turn.

And almost forgot we weren't on a racetrack anymore.

;o.o

[Glabbit]

That must've been... a memorable experience =o

[Renegade_Turner]

Chainsaw Man, that wasn't a notable story whatsoever. lol.

[Ragdollmaster]

Yeah, it happens pretty often if you have a sibling. Somehow, I always get blamed for stupid shit from my mom. "OMG WHO'S BEEN DOWNLOADING PR0NZ??!?!"
"I dunno, maybe the 16 year old hormonal monkey you call your first-born son."
"WHO THE FUCK THREW MY WATERMELON OUT THE PORCH WINDOW?!?!?"
"Maybe that dumbass 7 year old who doesn't understand glass breaking is bad."
"OMG YOU DID BOTH DIDN'T YOU."
"No, actually."
"YES YOU DID GET THE HELL OUT YOU'RE NOT MY SON YOU DEMON-POSSESSED EMO GET OFF YOUR DRUGS"

My dad, on the other hand, would be more like; "Tell your brother to look for free porn, not the pricey stuff." "Aww sweet, the glass cut the watermelon open."
"Let's go get some beers, son.", etc.