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If you're still a teen, this should be fun. If not, hearing from you will still be fun.

My worst one so far has got to be just yesterday. I was staying at my gfs from Friday til today and Sunday night she gave me a massive hickey that encompassed the entire right side of my neck, part of my shoulder and part of the front of my neck. Waking up yesterday and dealing with her mom was fun. Esp since she didn't notice til we were all at the mall and insisted on drawing attention to it. =P

well worst encounter with parents probably for me would be my friend's parents first time my girlfriend and I went over to his house, his mom seemed real nice and made really ****ing good good and stuff, then bought us pizza and was cool, and then later I found out that she thought that I was gay and that my girlfriend was some whore that he had picked up. fortunately I typically don't run astray of girlfriend's parents.

Holy crap ... where do i even start in this thread ...

Ive had more awkward experiences with parents than i can even shake a stick at ... and i love telling them

How about i give you guys a choice

Would you like to hear about:

a) The time my parents stalked me while i was out on a blind date
b) The time i got the awkward "worried father" talk for about 45 min
c) The time i was accussed of being a "sexual deviant" by one of my freind's parents that happened to be a girl
d) The time when a very attractive girl was hitting on me and my dad interrupted me
e) The time when my own mom spread rumors about me selling porn (honestly, not her fault ... but i wasn't selling porn either ... really really long (but epic) story (definitely a two post story because i don't have the time to write it in one))

(there seems to be a theme of "girls and parents" running along here ... LOL )

Oh, and ive had a mother of a fellow student who thought i was gay once too ... When she confronted me with it i kinda laughed and said something along the lines of "I'll knock up with your daughter to prove im not ... she's hot!" Then i walked off before it really sank in ... that was definitely the highlight of that day ...

I pick a.

a or e for me. one awkward time was that my dad moved away around the time when parents give you the birds and the bees talk, and then about four years later he just started talking about it at the dinner table.

b & d for me... but for b replace father with mother & 45 minutes with 2 hours
( i cry in my sleep sometimes ) uhh... if only my dad had erectile dysfunction when he was trying to make me or gay or something...i love my mom & dad but.. they are such a pain in the ass!
but i'd guess that's normal behavior for parents...

When I was a senior in high school I got caught twice by my girlfriend's mom in bed with my gf in the morning.

I used to say good night like I was leaving, walk down to the front door with my girlfriend, kiss her good night, and walk around the back of the house and stand in the snow for ten minutes.
She'd wait long enough to make it look believable, say good night, and head downstairs to her bedroom and let me in the window.

We'd usually get up and she'd go about the usual breakfast ritual, and I'd go out the window and we'd walk to school, but a couple of times we over slept and her mom woke us up.

Her mom was really mad, but she liked me, and didn't tell my gf's dad... which was lucky, 'cause her dad was huge and would have kicked my ass.

And for icing on this, my dad gave me the old "as long as she's living in his house, she has to follow his rules" --so I shouldn't sleep with her-- lecture, but my mom shut him down! She said she used to let all her big sisters' boyfriends in the window when she was a little girl in Sweden in the thirties! Thanks, ma.

I haven't really had too weird encounters but once my mom thought that I was gay O.o

I was in my room, watching anime (hajime no ippo)
My mom bursted in the room and saw a scene with too men in the water, and the other one says
- your so stiff.

She was like :O
I was like :l

Then I had to make long explaining how its a boxing anime and not porn

Haha, oh i've been in the same situation, Nutcracker. Except it WAS porn, and not boxing...

:3

You were watching gay porn?? :O

you guys have the wierdest parents, the worst thing that's ever happened to me is when my mom had a 10-20 minute talk about how I'm not doing enough chores

Ja, nothing dramatic with me 'bout gfs and that sort. But there was this one time... Ja, so I was climbing this tree when I was little and I found I couldn't get down. "WAS SCAWRED". Anyway, I was screaming for help and my parents came along. I yelled at them to help me, but they laughed and walked away laughing still, my screams and pleads for help dying to a whimpering. (lol). Anyway, I eventually got up enough courage to try to get down. About 7 feet from the bottom I fell. I was okay, but it hurt like f*ck! From then until now, I've been introverted and anti-social, hating my parents. They wonder why.

Hm.

I can't really think of anything to be honest...

Although my Mum has a tradition that frightens me. Every 18th birthday she shows baby pictures.

Oh actually there was this one time when I walked home while talking with a friend and when I got home my Mum assumed she was my girlfriend. That was awkward.

Apart from that I could probably list every big family event because she gets drunk FAST and all she can really do is giggle like a maniac.

Drunk parents are weird indeed >.>