release dates for games, films and the such

[Zhukov]

ummm...ok then...im gonna pretend that i never followed that link...anyway...*shivers in a corner*

Well, there's no way I can resist that link now.

...

Oh. Right. That is utterly hilarious. Pardon me while I die of laughter.

Some more choice quotes:

But don't save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch it sparkle.

OMG MAGGIE I LOVE PRETENDING THAT EDWARD IS DONKEY PUNCHING ME TOO!

I'm used to having sex with corpses, but this just makes the experience so much more enjoyable!

OMG I love the vamp I glued a bunch of hair from my moms wigs onto it and pretended it's Jacob :] GO VAMP!

Surely at least some of them are just taking the piss though.

PS. Thank God for Safari's private browsing mode. There are some things I do not want in my browser's history menu.

[Freshbite]

Yeah, some of them I guess aren't as serious as others.
Though the fact stays that certain women who are fans of the twilight series wants to be... well... fucked by some of the characters in the movies.



BACK TO THREAD TOPIC:

Halo: Reach Multiplayer Beta -- Is scheduled to launch at May 3rd. I am most eager to play it.

Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter -- The second of the Serious Sam games that has been remodeled in HD is going to be released for the PC on the 28th of April.

[zoidberg rules]

well now im pissed, i gots no permanent hookup to live, and i gots no gold, so that multiplayer beta is gonna be completely useless to me

[Freshbite]

Well, I am sure you can afford to upgrade your subscription before the game is released, sometime after the summer. Or perhaps you would rather wait and play the complete edition of the game whenever it is released.

[Grayswandir]

Its about $9.00 month and it WAS $19.99 for 3 months + 1 free month.

[Freshbite]

I tend to pay annually since I use the Live features quite frequently and I save like 10% than if I would have payed each month (10%, more or less, too lazy to count anyways).

EDIT: Grammar, you've got to love it.

[zoidberg rules]

that isnt the problem, i would just buy gold in 6 month increments, as my birthday is in june, and i get money then, and i usually get about £50 altogether from various family members at christmas. the problem is that my step-father seems to be rather paranoid about paedophiles finding me online (i tried to explain to him that since i dont have a camera, all that can happen is that i could be sent naked pics of 50 year olds, but he wouldnt listen) and so i cant really get online for long enough at a time for it to be worthwhile, i can go on when he isnt in the house but...

plus our modem is downstairs and it can only support one thing accessing the net at a time, and we dont actually have wireless...