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Star Wars Defense

any defence is beaten by

Death Star beaten by...

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bananas

Bananas beaten by electric oven



(apparently if you put bananas on top of the burner, and turn on the oven ... you will get oozy brown bananas )

electric oven beaten by gas powered fire conaining ovens, fire cooks things so much faster than electric

Water would be a bit cliché here, so...

LINE PIECE!

My reasoning? Blocking off the air (no pun intended) will also cause a fire to cease.
So if your house is on fire, play tetris!

Soviet Union denies Alexey Pajitnov royalties.

Who cares if he's not actually black.

Racism beaten by ...

The four Horsemen of the Apolcaypse, just in case you're an idiot.

Or in thic ase, the four Horses of the Horsemen

Hold on, how does racism beat Tim Curry?

Anyway, Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home.