Lets be in the guinness book of world records 2010

[Untadaike]

Oh boy, this is a great idea! I wonder why no one else ever used a forum to discuss lots of things! I'll bet all the people from forums with more people will want to join this forum once they find out we discuss lots of things!

Note: Purple denotes sarcasm and/or irony.

Well, you are a very encouraging and positive little dog, aren't you? xD

[Renegade_Turner]

Dog? He just called you a mutt, Endoperez. I think you should tell him to update his drivers. They're not performing adequately.

[m3nace]

maybe the "dear Ren thread" will end up in the guiness book of world records

[Untadaike]

Well, you are a very encouraging and positive little dog, aren't you? xD

Where did I type "mutt" in the above sentence, eh? I have great respect for dogs, and I am born in the Chinese year of the dog. It is the highest compliment in my book, Endoperez. No sarcasm. Ren's just assuming things again.

[m3nace]

Well, you are a very encouraging and positive little dog, aren't you? xD

Where did I type "mutt" in the above sentence, eh? I have great respect for dogs, and I am born in the Chinese year of the dog. It is the highest compliment in my book, Endoperez. No sarcasm. Ren's just assuming things again.

people have lots of books around here... Though in my comi- I mean book dogs are kind of.... Stupid, but I'm quite sure you didn't mean to be rude

[Untadaike]

Well, you are a very encouraging and positive little dog, aren't you? xD

Where did I type "mutt" in the above sentence, eh? I have great respect for dogs, and I am born in the Chinese year of the dog. It is the highest compliment in my book, Endoperez. No sarcasm. Ren's just assuming things again.

people have lots of books around here... Though in my comi- I mean book dogs are kind of.... Stupid, but I'm quite sure you didn't mean to be rude

Thank you! Dogs are very talented creature, and it's no wonder they have a place of honor in many households around the world.

[m3nace]

Thank you! Dogs are very talented creature, and it's no wonder they have a place of honor in many households around the world.

It's just, I always picture this scenario right. First you take a dog and a man, sit them in front of eachother and the dog just stares and the man thinks "oh my god that's dumb", whereas if you take a cat and a man, the cat's the one thinking "oh my god that's dumb"

[Untadaike]

Thank you! Dogs are very talented creature, and it's no wonder they have a place of honor in many households around the world.

It's just, I always picture this scenario right. First you take a dog and a man, sit them in front of eachother and the dog just stares and the man thinks "oh my god that's dumb", whereas if you take a cat and a man, the cat's the one thinking "oh my god that's dumb"

I see your point. See, dogs are very modest creatures. People probably think theyr'e stupid because of a vague smile on their face, and annoying habits they can't let go of. I would say that there are some breeds that would get into the Darwin awards, while others could get into the Guinnes world records easier than we could.

[Renegade_Turner]

Dogs have homosexual tendancies and cats are just self-serving pricks. That's so cool.

[tokage]

Wow, this is becoming a cat person vs. dog person thing. Just so you know, I prefer cats. Dogs are dirty.

[Renegade_Turner]

Just so you know, I prefer cats.

Yes, I thought you would.

One thing about the intelligence of a cat versus the intelligence of a dog: cats are always running out in front of cars and getting knocked down. You rarely see dogs who've been run over, although it does happen. It just happens to cats ALL the time.

However, cats are clever enough to get what they want. They get their food and then they fuck off and don't let you pet them.

Kind of like most women, but with other material things rather than just food, unless that's what they're into.

But the redeeming quality of cats and women? They're cute and they look funny in pictures.

[h2ostra]

But the redeeming quality of cats and women? They're cute and they look funny in pictures.

plus they both make great coats

[tokage]

You rarely see dogs who've been run over, although it does happen. It just happens to cats ALL the time.

Couldn't that be related to the fact, that cats roam freely about and dogs mostly only get near streets when they take a walk with their owner.

But the redeeming quality of cats and women? They're cute and they look funny in pictures.

plus they both make great coats

I assume, you are not a cat person. ... and have a weird fetish.

[Renegade_Turner]

Couldn't that be related to the fact, that cats roam freely about and dogs mostly only get near streets when they take a walk with their owner.

In my experience cats and dogs are allowed out by themselves just as much.

[Armored Wolf]

The thread went from world records to dogs and cats? WTF!!!!

In my experience cats and dogs are allowed out by themselves just as much.

Yes, I will in fact, agree with Renegade on this one...

plus they both make great coats

Win.

Just so you know, I prefer cats.

Cats are annoying little buggers, always scratching and biting and shedding fur all over the place. Dogs are just as bad, barking all the time and biting strangers and slobbering all over the place. Snakes are the way to go.