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Omegle conversation log
2010-01-13
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Seeing as Omegle is full of pedos, would you like to buy a child from me?
Stranger: yah why not, raahs
You: That's be 230$
Stranger: that stands for race, age, and asshole size
You: You might want to wait though, we're getting a new shipment from haiti
Stranger: can i get one with my extra care card or are u from india and know nothing but how to answer a phone
Stranger: and pray to an elephant goddes
Stranger: hurry up slike
Stranger: sike
You: Hello, Tech support, I'm putting you on hold, gonna go fix malaria and corrupt government
You: New or used?
Stranger: btw i am a us marine so watch out
You: Oh, I'm scared
You: What are you gonna do, commit war crimes against me?
You: Invade a small Arabic country?
Stranger: i have triangulated ur position and my governament knows that u have smoked one cigarete under te age of 18 years of age
Stranger: nah i think that ur a fucking dumbass for going on this site
You: How so?
Stranger: i got freaking sent to this by a link so fuck of you peace of arabic/indian peace of shit, oh and btw will fucking come and eat slice your hairy uneducated ass whule u like it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: There's a SWAT team outside my house and their trying to break in.
Stranger: any suggestions?
You: Fuck that.
You: Jack off
You: It'll calm you down
You: Then get a shotgun
You: Or some airsol and a lighter/match
You: Hit em in the face with FIRE!
You: Burn the bitches!
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Stranger: I think I've found my soul mate
You: =3
You: I'm a man btw
Stranger: I just wish you'd look at me more
You: ;D
You: I'm going to record ths conversation
You: that alright?
Stranger: wait. How's that possible?
You: My cam.
You: Then copy the chat
You: ...
You: That didn't make much sense
Stranger: Only if you tell me where the trasure is
Stranger: *treasure
You: Hmm, somewhere dark and stickey....
Stranger: Oh yeah, big help
You: A lil brown, and not me
Stranger: My asshole is dark and sticky, bud
Stranger: You think I should be lookin there?
You: Get a shovel and start digging
Stranger: but that hurts
You: One of those kiddie plastic ones?

Stranger: little better
You: What is the treasure btw?
Stranger: Some crackers, and a can of diet Pepsi
You: That's definately where it is.
You: Hmm, have you seen 1 guy 1 cup?
You: This sounds a lil like it.
You: Some guy sticks a jar up his ass
You: And isbreaks
You: it breaks*
Stranger: Awesome
Stranger: That is how you get famous
You: He diggs out bloody shitty chinks of glass
You: Same with the guywho cut off his dick for the pain Olympics.
You: He didn't win
You: lol
Stranger: How do you beat cutting off your dick?
You: Have you heard of Seppuku?
Stranger: Don't think I want to, but tell me anyway
You: You carve an upsidedown t into your torso
You: And your guts spill out.
Stranger: sounds exotic
You: It's Japanese.
You: Samuri's did it when they lost battles but didn't die.
Stranger: Yep, that old Japanese honor code
You: If you don't win, you die.
You: NO wonder they're good at everything they do.
Stranger: Makes sense
Stranger: Very dedicated people
You: Have you ever heard one apologize?
You: They're always, "So sorry, so sorry!"
You: And then they bow, and back away.
Stranger: I've heard Asians apologize, don't know if they're Japanese.
You: This would be very awkward if you were Asian....
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: secretly
Stranger: Asians piss me off
You: LOL
You: You white?
Stranger: Caucasion invasion
You: Good
You: Niggers should die
You: And gooks
You: And Redskins
You: And spiks
Stranger: And the conversation takes a swerve!
You: =3
Stranger: Don't be late for your Klan meeting
Stranger: they got cookies
You: Oh, thanks for reminding me!
You: We've got a big bake sale coming up!
Stranger: How funny would it be if one member of the KKK was black
You: Yea, I'm sure there is.
Stranger: Nobody could tell because they're under the hoods all the time
You: Possibly M Jackson?
You: Yea haha!
Stranger: Micheal Jackson isn't black, silly
You: You're right
You: He has no ethnicity anymore.
Stranger: He's an alien
You: He's a new race to hate!
Stranger: from the world of Exodar VXV
Stranger: sent to conquer the world
Stranger: Earth
You: You think hes Xenu?
Stranger: I think he's Zoltar
You: I'm a Scientologist btw
Stranger: I'm a nihilist
Stranger: like Grendel
You: Never heard of it.
Stranger: It's the philosophy that everything is pointless life is one big joke
Stranger: A sick, twisted Joke!
You: YAAAAAAYYY FOR POINTLESSNESS!
You: Can you tell that I'm a nerd?
You: I usually come off as one
Stranger: its a good thing
You: Not the virgin part
You: Though I've come up with a theory
You: sex=awesome
You: mmorpgs=awesome
You: sex=mmorpgs
Stranger: I really cant find a flaw in your logic there
You: I play mmorpgs, so I'm according to math, not a virgin
Stranger: For the Lich King!
You: Even worse.
You: I play Silk Road
You: And RS
You: And (sad to say it) Archanist
You: A lil bit of the Halo demo
You: I pwn the Shee fags
You: And.....yea
You: FUCK THE OUTSIDE WORLD!
Stranger: Exactly
You: The sun hates me anyways
You: He always burns me
You: Oop
You: Avatar is on.
Stranger: File a restraining order
You: Haha, thats a good idea
You: But I think thats called night
Stranger: Don't be silly
Stranger: The sun can't afford another lawsuit after the sexual harassment case
You: =0
You: Scandelous
Stranger: The sun is a dirty whore
You: Chicka yea baby!
Stranger: You know what I like? Music
You: OMG!
You: So do I!
Stranger: no you dont
Stranger: stop lying
You: Fuck you
You: YOu don't know me
Stranger: Your like Bill Clinton
You: Stop posing
You: Fuck that
Stranger: without the blowjob
You: Touché
Stranger: oh. what now
You: *Hangs head*
Stranger: oh come on
You: But sryously
Stranger: Now I feel like a douche
You: I'd be Andey Rooney
Stranger: That man's crazy
You: He's the tities to cock
You: Thats prolly the most retarded thing I've ever thought
You: The tities to MY cock
You: whoops
Stranger: You've lost me
Stranger: You're gay now?
You: ndey Rooney is the tities to my cock
You: No
You: his stupidity
You: And senilness
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: You just blew my mind
You: Actually, I've never blew anything
Stranger: You Blew it like Monica blows Clinton
Stranger: give yourself some credit
You: I blew it like Andey has tits
You: Oh wait
You: He has the old man saggy tits
Stranger: Sublime!!!
Stranger: must we talk about Andy Rooney's tits?
You: Yes
Stranger: Lets talk about Monica blowing Clinton
You: Kay
Stranger: really?
You: Andey giving Clinton a titty fucking?
You: Thsts hot
You: I need to write that down...
Stranger: And I need to forget it
You: Ok, so sing this to Iron man
You: I am Icecream man
You: Running over kids with my big whitevan
You: crushing little skulls
You: smearing brains all over the bloodstained walls
You: Awwesome no?
Stranger: That's pretty great
Stranger: Funny you should mention, I was just listening to Iron Man
You: I don't even have it on iTunes
You: Mebe I should do that...
Stranger: Do what you do
You: Umm, that depends on what you mean by "do"
Stranger: Can you define what the word "is" means?
You: I didn't say "is"
You: I said 's
You: Oh wait
You: Not even that....
Stranger: Look buddy, I'm not the one who keeps bringing up the Clintion sex scandal
You: I'm not the one bringing up Andeys tits.
Stranger: Then we're in agreement
You: I think so
Stranger: Okay, here's a test
Stranger: Who are the Patriots?
You: A football team
You: I think
Stranger: and you fail
You: LOL
You: I am nerd boy
Stranger: If you played Metal Gear Solid more, you'd know!
You: I don't pay attention to things.
You: Never played it.
Stranger: You only have yourself to blame
You: I know.
Stranger: No choice but to look back and regret the mistakes you've made
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: I'm an asshole
You: No
You: I'm the asshole for never playing MGS
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Then I feel better
You: Hang on, I'm going to go get rootbeer
Stranger: Kay. I gonna go masterbate
You: Sounds good
You: Thank god for minifridges
Stranger: oh look at you
Stranger: Mr. Minifridge
You: Oh lok at you
You: Mr. I have a Cock
Stranger: What're you, Bill Clinton?
You: ....
You: Maaaayyyybe
Stranger: I do have a cock, though
Stranger: his name's Little Jerry
Stranger: I put him in cock fights sometimes
You: Thats awsome
Stranger: When morning arises, he makes his little rooster sound
You: MInes named mushroomface
Stranger: YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE!?!?
You: YEA!!!
Stranger: See cause cock is another name for a rooster
Stranger: And I made it sound dirty at first
Stranger: I'm brilliant
You: You're genious
You: I didn't even think of that
Stranger: Probably cause you're too bust getting a blowjob from Monica
You: I wish
Stranger: I know
You: But I'd rather be getting a tity fucking from Andey
Stranger: and it's weird
Stranger: yeah, i need to save this conversation
Stranger: show it to my mom
You: She'll love us
You: Is she a milf?
Stranger: how dare you
Stranger: Get out of my house. right now
You: Or is she a yfh?
Stranger: no
Stranger: she's a fopkg
You: ohhh
You: that makes sense
Stranger: it better
Stranger: You're a good man, keep it up, you're doing fine

This thread was bound to happen eventually :p

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Helloz.
Stranger: i am a dragon hehe
You: Oh really now? well then.... I'm a rabbit!
You: & I eat dragons D:<
Stranger: oh no!!
You: Oh yes... now get into my mouth.
Stranger: ok bunny
You: OM NOM NOM
Stranger:nooooo!
You: I will now turn you to poo...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Avatar win, Richie.