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I have come up with an awsome movie/game idea, here it is:

Legacy of the Chainsaw man

Action: An antisocial loner teams up with a well-built female cyborg to take on the mafia. In the process they are locked in a haunted house with a nun. By the end of the movie they blow up 47 planes and end up winning the admiration of their kind hearted prostitute, living happily ever after.
Think Die Hard meets Braindead.

Tell me what you think, then please visit this link
http://www.maddogproductions.com/plotomatic.htm
and showe me your origonal plot idea

The Chemist
an original screenplay concept
by Fournine
Black comedy: An absent-minded scientist teams up with an alcoholic ex-CIA agent to win a wager. In the process they accidentally kill a super intelligent chimpanzee. By the end of the movie they run away from 49 trains and end up winning the admiration of their country, living happily ever after.

Think Waterworld meets 3:10 to Yuma.

Action: A precocious child teams up with a kind hearted prostitute to discover America. In the process they deflower a nun. By the end of the movie they have sex with 34 cable cars and end up winning the admiration of their universe, living happily ever after.
Think Waterworld meets Revolver.

Science Fiction: A war hardened soldier teams up with a cute dog named Jake to save the earth from aliens. In the process they fall in love with a ghost. By the end of the movie they blow up 1700 oogly mothers-in-law and end up winning the admiration of their universe, living happily ever after.

Think Die Hard meets Dark Knight.

Excuse me but- what.

EDIT: It's more fun if you swing your mouse erratically and click whatever.

Western: A shell-shocked war vet teams up with a plug ugly dog to solve the perfect crime. In the process they betray his partner. By the end of the movie they burn 4 planes and end up winning the admiration of their department, living happily ever after.

Think Waterworld meets Pirates of the Carribean.

The Secret of the Beard
an original screenplay concept
by James Crawford

Romance: A pimply computer nerd teams up with a fellow hostage who happens to have a black belt in karate to find the true meaning of love. In the process they fall in love with four British men on welfare. By the end of the movie they have sex with 17 to the power of 9 ewoks and end up winning the admiration of their spouses, living happily ever after.

Think Priscilla, Queen of the Desert meats Saw.

Uberbeard wrote:Think Priscilla, Queen of the Desert meats Saw.

I lol'd. These are all great. What a strange meme.

way of the weirdo
an original screenplay concept
by a guy you never heard of

Action: A precocious child teams up with a cute dog named Jake to commit the perfect crime. In the process they fall in love with a super intelligent chimpanzee. By the end of the movie they have sex with 13 planes and end up winning the admiration of their universe, living happily ever after.
Think Die Hard meets Disney's cinderella.


these are all worth an oscar

This thing is quite amusing.

Another Godzilla Movie
an original screenplay concept
by Aspen

Action: A shell-shocked war vet teams up with a fellow hostage who happens to have a black belt in karate to save the earth from aliens. In the process they accidentally kill a kind hearted prostitute. By the end of the movie they shoot 19 oogly aliens and end up winning the admiration of their department, living happily ever after.
Think Die Hard meets Star Trek.

Sounds like something Mystery Science Theater 3000 would mock.

Has anyone also discoverd the porn-o-matic?
That is very humorous: http://www.maddogproductions.com/plotomatic.htm

Heres what I generated:

Jehovash's at the back door
by Colicedus


There you are, lounging around the bus stop wearing nothing but a bustier, garter belt, black stockings and 6" stiletto heels when suddenly the phone rings. Surprised, you put fresh batteries in the butt plug and are happy to see four Jehovah's Witnesses masturbating. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you let yourself be taken on the spot, awed by the size of the zuchini that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's Leonardi DiCapri, Mel Gibson and Jim Carrey climbing out with arms full of beer. Being the gracious host, you cum with all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of pot as eight people are now writhing in a pile on the picnic table fucking. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people fucking at once.

Suddenly you look up and see your mother staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They laugh uproariously, then join in and you fuck them too as the cheesy music fades out.

The End.

Romance: A struggling artist teams up with a fellow hostage who happens to have a black belt in karate to find the true meaning of love. In the process they fall in love with a ghost. By the end of the movie they beat up 7 washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their 3rd grade teacher, living happily ever after.

Think It's a Beautiful Life meets Kill Bill vol.1.

Im sure hollywood actualy uses this web program to make movies.

A Half-Serious Man
an original screenplay concept
by Me
Western: A shell-shocked war vet teams up with a cute dog named Jake to find the true meaning of love. In the process they have mad passionate sex with a ghost. By the end of the movie they hijack 37 washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their 3rd grade teacher, living happily ever after.

Think Clerks meets Fight Club.

Assaultman67 wrote:... Think It's a Beautiful Life meets Kill Bill vol.1.

Wonder's how many people know of the movie It's a Beautiful Life considering there were no snickers ....

Fun fun.
an original screenplay concept
by Count Roland

Science Fiction: A renegade cop teams up with a crotchety codger to win a wager. In the process they betray his partner. By the end of the movie they blow up 3 trains and end up winning the admiration of their department, living happily ever after.
Think Die Hard meets Donnie Darko.